24-Pack: Slim Jim Savage Mild Snack Sticks (3oz)

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:20pm ET

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mediocrebot said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:20pm ET:
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Product Name: 24-Pack: Slim Jim Savage Mild Snack Sticks (3oz)
Model: 2620010140
Condition: New
- Three times bigger than Original Slim Jim Giant Meat Sticks
- Mild flavor meat snacks are made with beef, pork and chicken
- Keto-friendly snack that fits a low carb lifestyle - 6g of Protein, 4g Net Carbs (5g Total Carbs minus 1g Dietary Fiber), and 0g Added Sugar per serving
- Individually wrapped and great for road trip snacks
- Net weight: 3 oz
- Ingredients: Beef, Pork, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Textured Soy Flour, Corn Syrup, Salt, Contains less than 2% of: Dextrose, Natural Flavors, Paprika and Extractives of Paprika, Maltodextrin, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Barley Malt Extract, Lactic Acid Starter Culture, Citric Acid, Soy Lecithin, Sodium Nitrite. CONTAINS: SOY
- Best by 4/30/23
What’s Included?
- 24x Slim Jim Savage Mild Sticks (3oz)
Price Comparison

$79.68 (for 24) on Amazon

Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Thursday, Apr 6 - Monday, Apr 10
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phelmurh said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:21pm ET:

Oh Yeah!

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earmstrong said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:22pm ET:

Ooooold meat-ah!

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- @earmstrong That’s what SHE said!
  
  Trinityscrew said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:35pm ET
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omally said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:22pm ET:

these are actually made out of Macho Man Randy Savage.

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Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:24pm ET:

How is one mild AND Savage?

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- @Targaryen my thoughts exactly! apparently savage refers to the size and meatiness. however, if these aren’t as meaty and large as the macho man himself, then i will be disappointed.
  
  w0rmwood said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:32pm ET
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- @Targaryen savagely mild!
  
  medz said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:33pm ET
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- @w0rmwood Like double the size.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:54pm ET
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- @medz So incredibly mild water seems flavorful.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:55pm ET
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KSchweitz said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:28pm ET:

Lost me on the darn corn syrup!

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uvassassin said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:30pm ET:

/buy

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- @uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: confused-unnatural-frog
  
  /image confused unnatural frog
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:30pm ET
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w0rmwood said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:34pm ET:

I would love these if the sodium nitrite wasn’t a headache trigger for me

Though with all the money I’d be saving, I guess I can buy more pain pills!

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lehigh said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:35pm ET:

Wow, 48 beef sticks and a cheap purchase from a $.01 IRK… paradise!

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- @lehigh you gonna eat them all within the next month?
  
  medz said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:36pm ET
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- @lehigh @medz Easy let’s brainstorm some recipes. Slim Jim, eggs and ramen. Or maybe Slim Jims and asparagus as a side dish.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:44pm ET
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- @lehigh @medz Lasagna but instead of ground beef use Slim Jim sticks.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:57pm ET
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- @lehigh @Targaryen use them for coffee stirrers
  
  medz said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 4:58pm ET
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- @lehigh @medz Use one to stir a blood mary in the morning.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 5:07pm ET
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JT954 said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 10:52pm ET:

As a wrestling fan, it would be wrong for me to pass these up. And I tend to like beef jerky so win win.

/buy

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- @JT954 It worked! Your order number is: adjoining-tan-wall
  
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  mediocrebot said Fri, Mar 31st 2023 at 10:52pm ET
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24-Pack: Slim Jim Savage Mild Snack Sticks (3oz)

Specs

What’s Included?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery