@awk I only had an old man feed me that once when I worked at an old folks home in the cafetria. Fucking Hascol. He was a good guy. I’d like to try once where I controlled the quantity, but never really bothered buying it. I figured if you could make sure it all ended up on the food, eating pepper spray could be a fun party trick. @yakkoTDI Never seen it.
This would be good for my wife, if she could find it in her massive bag of everything she calls a purse. Well, the purse is its own weapon, and she would probably pull the pin accidentally. I really don’t want to get shot by CCW holders.
@divddsky Can confirm. We are legally not allowed to defend ourselves in NY. I’m serious; someone attacks you here and you hurt them in self-defense, you’re looking at more jail time than the attacker.
@divddsky Is this not true ?
“In order to purchase pepper spray in New York you must be at least 18 years of age and have no record of felony or assault convictions either in New York, or another state. You may only buy pepper spray in New York from a fully licensed firearms dealer or from a pharmacist who has a permit to sell it. Before finalizing a purchase of pepper spray, you must fill out a form indicating that you are of legal age and are free of felony convictions. The total number of pepper spray canisters that can be sold to one person at one time is two.”
@divddsky yeah. NY sucks for this reason. Can’t defend myself and you know, it just sucks. So, now I can’t even buy these. Time to move to another state for real
Per description on Amazon, the two round parts on the alarm are speakers, not buttons - the alarm is turned on by pulling out the keychain portion. Hmm - the black and red versions are on Amazon for under $18.
@flooners is you decide to try that PLEASE do some poor ER nurse a favor and keep your ass at home. This stuff is a Pita to get off someone (especially while they are whining about the pain) Thanks!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Pepper spray keychain
2x Personal alarm keychain
Price Comparison
$34.02 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
I’ve always wondered what pepper spray would taste like on food, but this is still too expensive to find out.
@Seeds Probably like the capsicum extracts they sell for adding heat to hot sauce … just a burn rather than a flavor.
@Seeds This was covered on an episode of Dead Like Me.
@awk I only had an old man feed me that once when I worked at an old folks home in the cafetria. Fucking Hascol. He was a good guy. I’d like to try once where I controlled the quantity, but never really bothered buying it. I figured if you could make sure it all ended up on the food, eating pepper spray could be a fun party trick. @yakkoTDI Never seen it.
@Seeds Mason was not the brightest person.
If it were Doctor Pepper Spray I would have gotten 3.
@Brasssong Patent filed. Give me a few months to go bankrupt, and they’ll end up here for three bucks each
(Sabre always makes me think of The Office)
Very first thought was “can I use it as a condiment?”, so thanks for mentioning that it isn’t food safe:)
I carry a gun with a CCW in my state
@ihaveyoursox me as well…g26
@fastharry you should check out what i do at my company! Look up full conceal
@ihaveyoursox wow…how cool is that…I never would have thought that could be done…
Bed time
My wife goes running and biking a lot. Easy purchase.
Gee, I wonder whether this thing will exceed even the lofty sales numbers posted by that JIT 3-in-one Charger, Flashlight & Lighter Keychain.
This would be good for my wife, if she could find it in her massive bag of everything she calls a purse. Well, the purse is its own weapon, and she would probably pull the pin accidentally. I really don’t want to get shot by CCW holders.
Oh no! What did you do Glennnnn!
@cinoclav Poor Glen, his enormous lidless dry eyes would be particularly vulnerable to pepper spray.
@cinoclav #metoo?
I’m going to the backwoods of Ky next weekend…
Will this work if a really fat ugly wom er bear tries to kidnap me and make me her I mean it’s husband?
/giphy deliverance
@NoImNotNSA
I’m tempted but afraid I would accidentally pepper spray myself.
can’t buy. Cuomo wants us to all be raped and mugged and pay people for doing it
@divddsky Can confirm. We are legally not allowed to defend ourselves in NY. I’m serious; someone attacks you here and you hurt them in self-defense, you’re looking at more jail time than the attacker.
@ShotgunX yep… failure to retreat
@divddsky @ShotgunX That’s absurd!!
@divddsky Is this not true ?
“In order to purchase pepper spray in New York you must be at least 18 years of age and have no record of felony or assault convictions either in New York, or another state. You may only buy pepper spray in New York from a fully licensed firearms dealer or from a pharmacist who has a permit to sell it. Before finalizing a purchase of pepper spray, you must fill out a form indicating that you are of legal age and are free of felony convictions. The total number of pepper spray canisters that can be sold to one person at one time is two.”
@divddsky @ShotgunX “. We are legally not allowed to defend ourselves in NY.” and a guy named ShotgunX must know his stuff
@divddsky yeah. NY sucks for this reason. Can’t defend myself and you know, it just sucks. So, now I can’t even buy these. Time to move to another state for real
I live in Kansas, we have a strong stand your ground law, I carry 45s regularly, so, no, don’t think I need any!
@doubltap 45s! wow those are really large breasts!
If I carried the pink one around town I’d get mugged.
So the states where you need it the most you can’t buy it? um…ok.
@Tadlem43 I live in DC and, given my Meh buying habits, I take comfort that I have an excuse for not buying this.
Pass.
Now I can go back to worrying about what I should wear at my friend’s wedding next weekend.
Will this work on food? No, loud noise scares the food away, making it more difficult to catch and eat.
My daughter is headed to college in the fall. She just got a pink set of these.
Expiration date is important on these things. Would be nice to know that before buying…
Per description on Amazon, the two round parts on the alarm are speakers, not buttons - the alarm is turned on by pulling out the keychain portion. Hmm - the black and red versions are on Amazon for under $18.
@USAWife for two ?
Hmm, fakespot.com analysis says amazons reviews are 92.5% “low quality” (fake) reviews.
Is this something I can use on my friends while drunk or will it put us in the hospital?
@flooners If you’re the one drinking…
@flooners is you decide to try that PLEASE do some poor ER nurse a favor and keep your ass at home. This stuff is a Pita to get off someone (especially while they are whining about the pain) Thanks!