Well since they are “swipers” that means we get to 5 finger discount then? Of course I don’t know how to do that digitally. And I don’t have a grill but, hey, those are just details.
@OnionSoup I know a certain little kid who, last year (second grade) got mad at school and on occasion would do that to every surface in the room. He informed me, when I asked him what are other things you can do when you are so mad, it was better than hitting someone. He had a point.
Well since they are “swipers” that means we get to 5 finger discount then? Of course I don’t know how to do that digitally. And I don’t have a grill but, hey, those are just details.
@Kidsandliz Technically, i think anything to do with fingers is, by definition, digital.

Dora the Explorer told me not to buy today’s offering!
/giphy Swiper no Swiping

@OnionSoup I know a certain little kid who, last year (second grade) got mad at school and on occasion would do that to every surface in the room. He informed me, when I asked him what are other things you can do when you are so mad, it was better than hitting someone. He had a point.
@OnionSoup Now that’s taking Paleo a little too far! (NOT THE COOKIES!!!)
I own this. It might be good on a stainless steel grill or a very new BBQ, but once your grill has some texture to it, forget about this thing.
@randoon So, it’s for people who maintain a show grill, and meticulously detail it after every brat-n-burger session?
Anyone have any ideas how well this would work against some dingleberries I know the scraper would come in handy but are the wipes gonna sting?
@bugger Gotta bring some attention to this hilarious post! Your asshole is so gross!


@bugger keep your ass off the grill!
@bugger I thought, not dude wipes again when I first loaded meh today.
@bugger Just get some seashells like a normal person, they’re free.
Raised nodules = French tickler for grills?
@chiefbugbung hey, external use only.
I get my iron from rusted bits of metal that flaked off onto my grill, so this product wouldn’t help me.
On another note, I probably would’ve bought half for half price. Start a wipemates site and you’ve got a sale.
But those years of burned-on crud on the grates is where the flavor comes from… or so they tell me.
You can clean my grill anytime. Yeah, I’m too lazy.
Would these clean the dried dung off a rhino’s butt??

@IndifferentDude Why? If he don’t mind, I don’t mind.
@IndifferentDude Cat in the Hat has gotten really strange.
@IndifferentDude Be honest, the local zoo has a restraining order against you, doesn’t it?
@ircon96 Not yet, but that’s funny!!

/giphy that’s funny
@IndifferentDude @ircon96 @mcanavino @phendrick And I always thought the business end of a rhino was on the other side.
Are these flushable?
@sflesch No, they will remain quiet and secure under the available cover no matter how much you try to scare them out of the brush.
@sflesch @werehatrack That there is one obscure hunting reference right there, know-what-I-mean?
I like my grill brushes with a long handle because I like my arm hair unsinged
@dannokun this grill brush likes your grill cold because it likes its delicate nethers unsinged.
I’ll use these on my smoker…
@somf69 What? You are going to use this on someone in your house who smokes? Not sure that will make them quit.
@somf69 Hopefully with permission from the rest of the group…
/showme swiper swiping a BBQ
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner with 160 Disposable Wipes
Model: 734245000000
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$65.98 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Sep 5
Grossest thing meh has ever sold
I am brushing off this sale. Too much money for something that may be worthless junk.
@Trinityscrew This is meh - there is little doubt about the quality.