I find it very compelling the way the text starts out “I own these, and I like 'em”. And the bling wouldn’t bother me one bit. Maybe they’d make my hairy ears a bit more sexy.
I one bought a pair of earbuds made of special wood whose resonance was supposed to impart some special sound quality. They were cheap enough, and I got a lot of mileage out of the story.
bought these last time. they are good quality. and guys - would be a hilarious valentines joke if you want your lady to break up with you. just give her the jewelry box. heh.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Headphones
2x Carrying pouch
10x Pairs of ear tip sizes
Price Comparison
$59.96 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Can’t hear you
Hear ye hear ye
Head phones for sale — you hear Meh?
Active noise canceling is a must for my business trips
pinkie for me lol
Pretty sure I’m about to cancel my VMP membership…
Sure, or sure not. There is no pretty.
@thethiefprince Wish it was transferable, I know some people who would love to take over your membership
/giphy optimized tip size
@awk
o_O
@awk A for effort for the little guy
@awk Would that be Flying Dog style?
Just because I’m happy about my fukus
/Buy
@Seeds Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot
/giphy glossy-conniving-ear
/image glossy-conniving-ear
@Seeds love that giphy!
Okay…when do they combine selling these with Pacific Pearls necklaces??
@eeterrific
My dearest mediocre chaps, when I inquired whether or not you’d be able to purvey half a key of ice, this isn’t what I meant.
… ears?
@nolrak double flange?
These ear buds look too good for Meh. Ah, they are only for women. Ostricizing half your customers; yeah, that’s Meh.
@hchavers Turning them into ostriches, using shiny earbuds? Pretty sure that’s not possible. I’ve never seen it done, anyhow.
There’s been plenty of “mens only” items here in the past, @hchavers. If anything, the women are the ones who have been ignored.
@haydesigner Yep, that is Meh
What is ‘ICE collection’? Guaranteed to’freeze brain’?
I find it very compelling the way the text starts out “I own these, and I like 'em”. And the bling wouldn’t bother me one bit. Maybe they’d make my hairy ears a bit more sexy.
I one bought a pair of earbuds made of special wood whose resonance was supposed to impart some special sound quality. They were cheap enough, and I got a lot of mileage out of the story.
uh ok
So, if your streaming, you can be a rhinestone cloudboy.
If I had the choice,I would prefer to use payPal.
I will soon have not one, but TWO sets of mediocre ear buds designed to fit my uniquely feminine ears. Yay me.
/giphy https://meh.com/orders/mopey-earnest-floor
Sorry y’all. Trying stuff out…
Fiiiiiine
/giphy absorbing-compromising-yak
bought these last time. they are good quality. and guys - would be a hilarious valentines joke if you want your lady to break up with you. just give her the jewelry box. heh.
Aww, isn’t that nice? They read the comments.
/giphy snappy casual dad
TSA got my knife; I need a new one!