Product Name: 2-Pack: LetsFit White Noise Machines with 30 Sounds
Model# T3-White
Condition: New
30 Soothing sounds: Choose from nature sounds, white noises, or nursery songs
High-fidelity speaker: Smooth audio that will keep you calm & relaxed
Great nightlight: Choose to sleep with the light on or off
Adjustable playtime: Set the duration of the noise depending on your preference
Full touch buttons: Get the full range with gentle taps through responsive buttons
Portable design: Take it when traveling to get soothing sleep wherever you go
Product size: 4.41"H x 3.5"L x 4.37"W
Weight: 15.2oz
Adapter input: 100-240V 50/60Hz
Adapter output: 5V ⎓ 1.0A
Working voltage: DC 5V
Working power: <3W
Working temperature: -10°C to 50°C
Manufacturer’s 1-year warranty
8 Fan sounds:
Humidifier fan
Home fan
Machine fan
Healing fan
Electric fan
Big fan
Cement fan
Clothes dryer
10 natural sounds and 4 lullabies:
Water stream
Campfire
Choo choo
Strong breeze
Thunder rain
Ocean wave
Seagulls and ocean wave
Twinkle twinkle little star
Hush little baby
Cricket
Forest bird song
Rock-a-bye baby
Brook bird
Brahms’ lullaby
8 White Noises:
TV white noise
Radio white noise
Original mix white noise
Torrential pink noise
Pink noise
Ambient pink noise
Brown noise
Soothing brown noise
What’s included?
2-Pack: LetsFit White Noise Machines with 30 Sounds
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I bought a white noise generator once, but ended up tossing it out shortly thereafter. All it would do is say things like, “Not all white people.” or “How is that racist?”
@shirlema I got these last time and I really didn’t notice any looping when I was going through all the sounds - I’m sure the lullaby songs on it would be noticeable when they restart but the fan sounds seemed fine. Caveat: I haven’t used one for the night - each of my kids got one. My younger switched from using Alexa’s white noise to this one so that’s something. I’d go check right now but they each took theirs to camp this week!
@kytyn@shirlema I’m trying out the one I just got and I don’t notice the looping either. It might be different lying in bed with nothing else going on, but so far the “original mix white noise” sounds seamless to me!
@eatpaste thanks, I still bought them just because I thought they’d sell out. I literally use 3 different white noise machines at night so I can get enough surround sound and not have the looping… my brain can hear it immediately
@Kyeh@kytyn thanks. I got them either way. I currently use 3 at night just because the overlap will usuallymean I don’t hear the loops but I started to hear them extremely clearly the last few nights. Will either rotate out or end up with 5 all on low and slightly different noises
Man that side-deal description knows me so well, you’re goddamn right I’m angry about microfiber.
But it’s not actually microfiber that’s the problem - you wanna sell microfiber shit that’s fine.
The problem is every microfiber product tries to hide what it is. “Spirit Linen Luxurious Satin Sheet Set”. Sure, Satin is technically a weave, but the expectation if you just say satin is that it’s cotton or silk. Linen is a fucking fabric, made of flax, if you put it in your brand name then you should be selling linen. I could just about forgive “linens” as a bullshit term for bed sheets, but not linen. Microfiber is not fucking luxurious.
So word by word:
Spirit: the sheets are probably not actually haunted, fuck you (though perhaps the only thing they’re good for is cutting a hole in and dressing up as a ghost).
Linen: no, fuck you.
Luxurious: no, fuck you.
Satin: technically, but misleading, fuck you.
Sheet: I guess.
Set: Barely, and the fitted sheet doesn’t even mention its depth which suggests, given the level of deception demonstrated, probably only deep enough to fit over a piece of plywood, not a mattress.
Why not just title it “Cheap Microfiber Sheet Set”, capture the click-throughs that are actually interested, and save everyone else the time.
@PhysAssist At the top of the main page for this product is a link to the side-deal, which is the item that’s at least 66% lies. (The comment is here rather than there because A. I didn’t see a link to a comment section for that product, and B. the lie that annoyed me is on the page for this product anyway.)
@ravenblack
Hey RB, no worries, I figured that out, but thought I’d troll you a little anyway- and for what it’s worth, I agree wholeheartedly re: the falsehoods used indiscriminately to market textiles containing microfibers, which are not very good for the environment.
Can it run off battery power? The pics don’t include a cord, but the description doesn’t mention cordless. It says travel, but we travel to our cabin in The Upper Peninsula, and it’s very rustic, with no power. Nature is awesome, but my husband’s snoring is not.
@punkynpye Great question- I wondered too, but then I saw that this was listed in the specs:
Adapter input: 100-240V 50/60Hz
Adapter output: 5V ⎓ 1.0A,
So I guess they’re corded [only?].
@PhysAssist@punkynpye The adapter is putting out 5V/1A, so it would be possible to run it from a power bank if it used a standard USB cable. It does not. If you can find an adapter cable, it ought to work. Rotsa ruck with that.
@punkynpye They don’t have a battery and they don’t even use a normal mini-usb plug to USB so you’d need a battery pack that has a normal wall outlet to use.
We have a LectroFan mini for traveling - it’s has a rechargeable mini-usb so you’d still need to plug it in daily - I’m sure there are some others out there that use replaceable batteries. I also use SleepPhones - soft speakers in a headband to sleep in (every night, not just when traveling!)
chant@kytyn @punkynpye I have tinnitus, so most white noise generators [and higher [pitched noises in general] drive me spare. When I worked nights, I started using the “Chant” CD set on repeat, but now we have it on a memory card as MP3 files, and we play it through an MP3 player on infinite repeat of all the tracks. For whatever reason, the rhythmic, but seemingly random variation of the Gregorian Monks’ deeper voices chanting in Latin don’t stimulate my tinnitus like white noise does. YMMV.
I actually got one of these in my not-yet-posted Irk. Here’s what it says in the user manual:
(I haven’t tried it yet so can’t offer any other info about it. Maybe I’ll plug it in now and see how it sounds.)
My goodness, will be tough to sleep with that threat…
Blockquote touching your phone before bed is about as conducive to sleep as getting impatiently ear-humped by a house elf wearing a brass bell on its collar
Specs
Product Name: 2-Pack: LetsFit White Noise Machines with 30 Sounds
Model# T3-White
Condition: New
8 Fan sounds:
Humidifier fan
Home fan
Machine fan
Healing fan
Electric fan
Big fan
Cement fan
Clothes dryer
10 natural sounds and 4 lullabies:
Water stream
Campfire
Choo choo
Strong breeze
Thunder rain
Ocean wave
Seagulls and ocean wave
Twinkle twinkle little star
Hush little baby
Cricket
Forest bird song
Rock-a-bye baby
Brook bird
Brahms’ lullaby
8 White Noises:
TV white noise
Radio white noise
Original mix white noise
Torrential pink noise
Pink noise
Ambient pink noise
Brown noise
Soothing brown noise
What’s included?
Price Comparison
$59.98 for 2 at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Monday, Aug 8 - Thursday, Aug 11.
Enhanced: Friday, Aug 5 - Monday, Aug 8.
I can’t hear you!!
@yakkoTDI
WHAT…??
No fart noises. Worthless.
Wait, is that “brown noise” is?
@medz As a matter of fact, yes. Yes it is.
@medz @ruouttaurmind TL;DL.
@ruouttaurmind
@ruouttaurmind That brown noise reminds me of the background sound aboard the 1701D in episodes of ST:TNG.
I want the gentle sound of a pitcher of margaritas.
@werehatrack I came here to make a margarita reference.
@stinks What an s.
@werehatrack
/giphy indeed
Is it from Miami?
I bought a white noise generator once, but ended up tossing it out shortly thereafter. All it would do is say things like, “Not all white people.” or “How is that racist?”
@ciabelle
/image rimshot
@ciabelle but how WAS that racist? You know what you said.
Two of them, so you can fall asleep twice as fast!
@awk in stereo…
@awk One for each ear.
/giphy confused dull moon
@baqui63 Well, it does have a ‘clothes dryer’ setting…
Can you hear me now???
Cement fan? WTF is that?
@Achromatter If they’ve actually gone out and sampled one, I suspect it’s one of these…
Anyone know if these are those garbage type with a six second recording looped?
nearly all of them, yes. tho there are a couple that don’t
@shirlema try mynoise.net
@shirlema I got these last time and I really didn’t notice any looping when I was going through all the sounds - I’m sure the lullaby songs on it would be noticeable when they restart but the fan sounds seemed fine. Caveat: I haven’t used one for the night - each of my kids got one. My younger switched from using Alexa’s white noise to this one so that’s something. I’d go check right now but they each took theirs to camp this week!
@kytyn @shirlema I’m trying out the one I just got and I don’t notice the looping either. It might be different lying in bed with nothing else going on, but so far the “original mix white noise” sounds seamless to me!
@eatpaste thanks, I still bought them just because I thought they’d sell out. I literally use 3 different white noise machines at night so I can get enough surround sound and not have the looping… my brain can hear it immediately
@Kyeh @kytyn thanks. I got them either way. I currently use 3 at night just because the overlap will usuallymean I don’t hear the loops but I started to hear them extremely clearly the last few nights. Will either rotate out or end up with 5 all on low and slightly different noises
@kytyn @shirlema Wow! I hope these are better, but running 5 should certainly do it!
Wait, what’s this about the ancient erotica Haiku app?
@pmarin When you have progressed to the level at which you can comprehend this mystery, you will receive it. Patience, Grasshopper.
I remember back when I had a white noise machine it only had six sounds. If this deal had been out in like 2003 maybe I’d be impressed
“Cricket”
Can you toggle it to baseball instead?
@mcanavino Yeah, that’s often boring enough to put someone to sleep.
“Noise Machines with 30 Sounds”
I don’t need these; I have Cats.
Got one in an IRK. I use it every night to help drown out street noise. Adjustable volume and a useful backlight.
Bought these 2 times already. They are ok. Beats the app on my phone. Grands don’t care about loop length. I really don’t notice it. So…
Man that side-deal description knows me so well, you’re goddamn right I’m angry about microfiber.
But it’s not actually microfiber that’s the problem - you wanna sell microfiber shit that’s fine.
The problem is every microfiber product tries to hide what it is. “Spirit Linen Luxurious Satin Sheet Set”. Sure, Satin is technically a weave, but the expectation if you just say satin is that it’s cotton or silk. Linen is a fucking fabric, made of flax, if you put it in your brand name then you should be selling linen. I could just about forgive “linens” as a bullshit term for bed sheets, but not linen. Microfiber is not fucking luxurious.
So word by word:
Spirit: the sheets are probably not actually haunted, fuck you (though perhaps the only thing they’re good for is cutting a hole in and dressing up as a ghost).
Linen: no, fuck you.
Luxurious: no, fuck you.
Satin: technically, but misleading, fuck you.
Sheet: I guess.
Set: Barely, and the fitted sheet doesn’t even mention its depth which suggests, given the level of deception demonstrated, probably only deep enough to fit over a piece of plywood, not a mattress.
Why not just title it “Cheap Microfiber Sheet Set”, capture the click-throughs that are actually interested, and save everyone else the time.
@ravenblack And in a more just universe, the Spirit of Linen would haunt these and drive anyone involved in their promotion insane.
@ravenblack You might want to check out the not-terse second thing I had to say on the forum topic for those sheets, too.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/sidedeal-daily-spirit-linen-luxurious-satin-sheet-set
@ravenblack No offense intended, but what is this apropos of here?
@PhysAssist At the top of the main page for this product is a link to the side-deal, which is the item that’s at least 66% lies. (The comment is here rather than there because A. I didn’t see a link to a comment section for that product, and B. the lie that annoyed me is on the page for this product anyway.)
@ravenblack
Hey RB, no worries, I figured that out, but thought I’d troll you a little anyway- and for what it’s worth, I agree wholeheartedly re: the falsehoods used indiscriminately to market textiles containing microfibers, which are not very good for the environment.
Can it run off battery power? The pics don’t include a cord, but the description doesn’t mention cordless. It says travel, but we travel to our cabin in The Upper Peninsula, and it’s very rustic, with no power. Nature is awesome, but my husband’s snoring is not.
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@punkynpye Great question- I wondered too, but then I saw that this was listed in the specs:
Adapter input: 100-240V 50/60Hz
Adapter output: 5V ⎓ 1.0A,
So I guess they’re corded [only?].
@PhysAssist @punkynpye The adapter is putting out 5V/1A, so it would be possible to run it from a power bank if it used a standard USB cable. It does not. If you can find an adapter cable, it ought to work. Rotsa ruck with that.
@punkynpye They don’t have a battery and they don’t even use a normal mini-usb plug to USB so you’d need a battery pack that has a normal wall outlet to use.
We have a LectroFan mini for traveling - it’s has a rechargeable mini-usb so you’d still need to plug it in daily - I’m sure there are some others out there that use replaceable batteries. I also use SleepPhones - soft speakers in a headband to sleep in (every night, not just when traveling!)
chant@kytyn @punkynpye I have tinnitus, so most white noise generators [and higher [pitched noises in general] drive me spare. When I worked nights, I started using the “Chant” CD set on repeat, but now we have it on a memory card as MP3 files, and we play it through an MP3 player on infinite repeat of all the tracks. For whatever reason, the rhythmic, but seemingly random variation of the Gregorian Monks’ deeper voices chanting in Latin don’t stimulate my tinnitus like white noise does. YMMV.
I actually got one of these in my not-yet-posted Irk. Here’s what it says in the user manual:
(I haven’t tried it yet so can’t offer any other info about it. Maybe I’ll plug it in now and see how it sounds.)
My goodness, will be tough to sleep with that threat…
Amazing writing, give out the Pulitzer now.
Love these and easy to pack when travelling!