@ciabelle people who do partake but aren’t smoking right this minute?
People who still live with Mom and she says quit smoking them tweeds in my house, and they say no Mom it’s a candle and prove it, thus building an alibi for smoking out Mom’s basement?
@ciabelle I am increasingly subjected to the potently pungent odor of burning cannabis against my will, so I don’t understand how anyone could ever seek it out.
The sidedeal listing shows “Homesick Natural Soy Wax USA Candle” – hand poured in the USA with a natural soy wax blend… Anyone want to venture a guess on the country of origin of the smelly “soy wax” ?
@caffeineguy with the amount of soybeans grown in the United States, it’s most likely from the United States. It seems that would be the cheapest and smartest option at least, so maybe not.
Well, I was thinking of a particular 2-pack after reading the descriptions, but I didn’t realize how much New Home there was.
Well, someone is getting a surprise gift this year.
/showme angelic-traditional-santa
@ArmchairGamer I figured since so many people want a new home (or hell, just their first home in the face of these high interest rates), everyone gets a new home with this offer. Or at least the smell of one!
(It’s also the most plentiful scent we have by a lot )
@PooltoyWolf It’s a kind of resinous wood; I tried a perfume heavily scented with it and I didn’t like it. Not like pine or sandalwood or cedar - much heavier.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Homesick 13.75oz Natural Soy Wax Candles
Model: HMS-01-FRT, HMS-01-HOF, HMS-01-NHM, HMS-10-GLF, HMS-10-ANS, HMS-10-TRP
Condition: New
Four Twenty
Home Office
New Home
Angel Stadium
Globe Life Field
Tropicana Field
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$59.90 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 16 - Thursday, Dec 19
So waxy smooth.
@yakkoTDI Tropicana Field as a scent?
@yakkoTDI Hopefully they captured the essence a few months prior.
@yakkoTDI At this point I’m guessing it just smells like mildew and sadness. But mostly mildew.
@yakkoTDI that’s what she said.
If it ain’t top notes of Tater Tots, I’ll pass.
I think the copy writer was going for Smell:
“First of all, how does air small frosted?”
Thank you!
Sorry I didn’t give you all of them at once…
Here’s one more:
This was close, but apparently t,he answer is “Ski Trip.”
@Euniceandrich Thanks for playing editor tonight! Got 'em both fixed up.
@Euniceandrich @ExtraMedium but still talmbout “Frosted Flaks”
Til that candles are f’n expensive. I guess IKEA spoiled me.
@goldnectar clearly you’ve never heard of Yankee Candle.
Kind of looks like a soda can.
@AaronLeeJohnson I saw that too, thought of those novelty drinking glasses that are shaped like cans.
@AaronLeeJohnson that’s what she said.
Why on earth would you want a candle which smells like cannabis? Is there much of a market for people who don’t partake but enjoy the aroma?
@ciabelle people who do partake but aren’t smoking right this minute?
People who still live with Mom and she says quit smoking them tweeds in my house, and they say no Mom it’s a candle and prove it, thus building an alibi for smoking out Mom’s basement?
@ciabelle I am increasingly subjected to the potently pungent odor of burning cannabis against my will, so I don’t understand how anyone could ever seek it out.
Intriguing but my nose isn’t fancy enough for shit like this. Any scent in three part harmony is probably lost on me.
At least they don’t smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle!
To tie this into yesterday’s mehrathon, thirty dollar candles are probably for people who also buy forty dollar T-shirts.
The sidedeal listing shows “Homesick Natural Soy Wax USA Candle” – hand poured in the USA with a natural soy wax blend… Anyone want to venture a guess on the country of origin of the smelly “soy wax” ?
@caffeineguy with the amount of soybeans grown in the United States, it’s most likely from the United States. It seems that would be the cheapest and smartest option at least, so maybe not.
They burn soy in Asia, and there are tariffs against that.
Well, I was thinking of a particular 2-pack after reading the descriptions, but I didn’t realize how much New Home there was.
Well, someone is getting a surprise gift this year.
/showme angelic-traditional-santa
@ArmchairGamer I figured since so many people want a new home (or hell, just their first home in the face of these high interest rates), everyone gets a new home with this offer. Or at least the smell of one!
(It’s also the most plentiful scent we have by a lot
)
I can’t be the only one who hasn’t the faintest clue what oud wood is.
@PooltoyWolf It’s a kind of resinous wood; I tried a perfume heavily scented with it and I didn’t like it. Not like pine or sandalwood or cedar - much heavier.
@Kyeh Gotcha, thanks!
/image sparkling-frostbitten-greenery
/giphy earwax candle
