@goldnectar Reminds me of my zombie-themed escape room experience. At the end, the zombie that was trying to kill us said something and people finally realized it was a woman. I realized it very early on because she had a great ass. I wasn’t very helpful at the escaping part, but I did distract the zombie a few times so others could solve puzzles and shit.
@coley0429@sparksnpa It’s for The early adopters who signed up and are compelled to still spend $5 a month for free shipping. You can’t sign up any longer though. Only those grand-personed in are eligible.
wow…that zombie is stacked.
@goldnectar Reminds me of my zombie-themed escape room experience. At the end, the zombie that was trying to kill us said something and people finally realized it was a woman. I realized it very early on because she had a great ass. I wasn’t very helpful at the escaping part, but I did distract the zombie a few times so others could solve puzzles and shit.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Pillows
Price Comparison
$79.98 (for 2) List
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, November 18th - Thursday, November 21st
Is everything VMP only?
@sparksnpa Just for this hour, I believe.
@The_Tim Thanks for the info
@sparksnpa whats vmp and how do i sign up.
@coley0429 @sparksnpa you don’t. It’s defunct.
@coley0429 @sparksnpa also it’s essentially “membership” but with the added perk of the vmp only hour.
@coley0429 @sparksnpa It’s for The early adopters who signed up and are compelled to still spend $5 a month for free shipping. You can’t sign up any longer though. Only those grand-personed in are eligible.
Can I just get one for $1?
That’s an attractive offer.
to pillow or not to pillow
What happened to my VMP membership
Her boobs look like the pillow. I got really confused.
@arbdef
/giphy boob pillow
@riceatusc if only i could
@arbdef
/giphy dive in
What is VMP? I thought i was a member?
@lynnr13 VMP is program that predates members. (You had to be grandfathered in, no new vmp memberships allowed
@riceatusc Ok, well that sucks. Thanks for explaining
Yeah I am a member and I can’t buy this I’m getting not a VMP notifications
@hilwil you said it. You are a member, that is not vmp. Very mediocre persons.
@RiotDemon oh. That’s dumb. Thanks for clarifying!