@RedHot When she had to drop out for a while due to personal business, the person who explained it to us let it drop that Barney in this case is a "she"
@Cinoclav Hmm, I was refering to Barney's friend's (who was female) family and Barney helping them. As for Barney's sex, I guess you will have to ask Barney.
F'in A, Cotton...F'in A. Look how decided to show her ugly face again, Twofer Tuesday, that dirty temptress. Welp, better just buy six for no fucking reason. Damn it.
FOR THE LOVE OF @SNAPSTER AND @JONT AND WHOEVER ELSE I CAN CAPSLOCK OH YEAH @LISAVIOLET AND IF IT WAS LAST MONTH YOU TOO @CENGLAND0 HAVE YOU NOT SOLD ME THE EMT KNIFE I HAVE WAITED FOR SINCE YOU SOLD THE 2ND STYLE OF THAT KERSHAW SET PLEASE I BEG OF YOU LOCATE AND SHOVE THAT ONE IN MY FACE FOR QUICK MONEY ACQUISITION
@SSteve simple, you use other knives to open this box of knives then use these to open other boxes of more knives. It's really knives all the way down.
Wow, I never thought I would say this but I think Meh may actually make money on my VMP this month, had been almost nothing that has enticed me lately.
Sold out?! I showed up an hour and 45 minutes in and you are sold out? If I keep clicking sold out you will let me buy some knives right? I can't believe you only had 500 sets and didn't limit the purchases so more of us could buy. At least give us "late" comers a second product to buy. Shut up and take my money!
Ok, so you only had 500 of these? You should have sold them singly and sold 1000 of them. Sold out by 8:30am isn't good business. Put something else up today!!
DAMN!! MEH!! No Wonder they were all sold out...Everybody bought too many, or you only had a few..I guess I didn't check before I went to bed.. All Good, I didn't really need a sharp-ass knife or 6 floating around.. Mehrry Christmas All!
As I thought I said, stupid-gauche-base produced this, although I'm afraid to look into his background. The stupid part is for the possessive apostrophe.
@clonetek Mine arrived too. Mine are serrated as advertised, although I kind of wish they weren't as I have a nice Gerber that is. It is quite chunky and the machining of the handle isn't the best for a quality "cotting tool". But for $5....
@clonetek Wanna trade one of those non-serrated knives for a serrated one? I prefer a straight blade since I find the serrated portions to be a little difficult to sharpen
Got the knives today. They are really not very sharp at all. The lock mechanism is designed such that you must put your fingers in the path of the blade to unlock it. The finish is fair at best, there are spots where you can easily see the milling that was done in the handle.
@tigerxchaos If you read the post directly above yours, it seems that you may have gotten the wrong product. Let them know what happened at https://meh.com/support - please be patient as they are taking a few days to respond and there's a holiday in the middle of their workweek.
@tigerxchaos All liner-locks that I know of require you to put your finger in the path of the blade. The are fully manual while closing so it shouldn't be a problem.
@tigerxchaos So, the ladies seem to have taken care of this (I'd argue that technically it happened under @lisaviolet's watch anyway, but thanks @lisaviolet and @Thumperchick). But I have some critical info to add (this is for you, too, @clonetek). I think the message here is that we don't want you hurting yourselves with sharp objects. This would also explain why you were given "cotting" tools. Relax; take another nap. Now isn't that better? If you really want the dangerous objects, do as @JonT and Thumper and advised and contact support. But I'd think twice about giving up the cots.
I was going through my meh orders, and realized that I never saw the knives. Tracking shows they were delivered, and I could be going absolutely bonkers, but I've been going through every place that they could have ended up. Anyone remember what type of packaging they came in?
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: Lifetime Schrade
Estimated Delivery: 1/5 - 1/8
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
2x Schrade Tanto Knife
Pictures
Knives
Boxes
Closed
Side view
Never bring an arm to a knife fight
Price Check
$53.32 List, $38.74 (For 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
@mediocrebot is it assisted opening?
@mediocrebot
The meh is strong with this one.
@Headly Don't underestimate the meh.
@headly @heartny these are not the knives you're looking for" "move along"
@unixrab These would probably shred my toast, so I have moved on.
Love the new black ninja meh face!
@TBoneZeOriginal Yep
Red flag #5: The number of gin & tonics I've had.
@ianimal too many. In for 2
I love purple.
@Barney also, baby arm-assisted opening
@ianimal I guess the question remains: is the red flag Georgia red?
meh
Meh meh
No Georgia Red. . . for that alone, meh.
I love purple.
@jrwofuga No purple . . . for that alone, meh.
@jrwofuga ok, there's a "bleeds Georgia red" line here somewhere...
@jrwofuga That's my boy!
I love purple.
@Barney you say that to all the girls.
@ianimal Not that there's anything wrong with that. Barney is a girl!
@Cinoclav How do you know that?
@RedHot When she had to drop out for a while due to personal business, the person who explained it to us let it drop that Barney in this case is a "she"
@SIMBM @Cinoclav Barney is a girl? Did I really say that?
@katblue "And for the next week or longer Barney will be traveling and helping out her family with funeral plans."
@Cinoclav Hmm, I was refering to Barney's friend's (who was female) family and Barney helping them. As for Barney's sex, I guess you will have to ask Barney.
@katblue Ahh, I think every single person took that as Barney was a she. Either way, we love Barney.
This will come by tomorrow right?
@00 Just put a "Meh I O U" in the box. That will work.
F'in A, Cotton...F'in A. Look how decided to show her ugly face again, Twofer Tuesday, that dirty temptress. Welp, better just buy six for no fucking reason. Damn it.
@studerc nice
Why oh why did I expect more? Two for meh.
Cringe worthy videos on the amazon page.
@dinst I see no videos regarding this knife on amazon.
FOR THE LOVE OF @SNAPSTER AND @JONT AND WHOEVER ELSE I CAN CAPSLOCK OH YEAH @LISAVIOLET AND IF IT WAS LAST MONTH YOU TOO @CENGLAND0 HAVE YOU NOT SOLD ME THE EMT KNIFE I HAVE WAITED FOR SINCE YOU SOLD THE 2ND STYLE OF THAT KERSHAW SET PLEASE I BEG OF YOU LOCATE AND SHOVE THAT ONE IN MY FACE FOR QUICK MONEY ACQUISITION
@sp3ar Why are you yelling. :)
@sp3ar ye need to add "BB" to that..
@sp3ar tl;dr @marklog fingered his dog
@sp3ar
@unixrab I figured yelling would maybe get my message across better only time will tell
Ah what the heck. For $10 I'll beat the heck out of one until I break it or lose it and then move on to the other one.
Is it assisted opening?
SCH103S. The "s" is for sucks.
In for three.
I think it might actually be for "short"?
So, we basically know every material in the knife except the most important one: the blade.
And "1 year Lifetime"? So they admit it's only gonna last a year?
@bakerzdosen the blade is 9cr18mov (or whatever...numbers and leters). chinese steel comparable to 440 B
gods, i wish i wanted more knives- these are decent at twice the price.
fair-delicious-bread Also yes.
@DaveInSoCal But will these help you nail YYZ?
@Headly I understand the words individually but can't make sense of them together. An explanation may be necessary.
@Headly My only comment is that YYZ is the ICAO code for the Toronto Pearson airport. And a Rush song.
In for 3 (6 total). I have my reasons.
The only use I can think of is opening brown Meh boxes.
@OldCatLady thanks. you just surpassed all of our marketing efforts in one post. :-|
@OldCatLady I use my "Wallet Ninja" for opening boxes. I bought it here on Tuesday August 19th. https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-for-tuesday-useful-piece-of-metal It was the same price, opens boxes, but is superior to today's offer, because it can be carried on a commercial flight.
@OldCatLady But how will you open the box of knives, eh?? Riddle me that, Batman!
I love purple.
@SSteve simple, you use other knives to open this box of knives then use these to open other boxes of more knives. It's really knives all the way down.
@OldCatLady The best way to open a Meh box is with a CD.
I bit. Must be the LOUD thunderstorms rolling through. Stupid-gauche-base ishttp://zazazuart.deviantart.com/art/Gauche-Suede-Uniform-197336244
Innate-lively-street
Three two-for-tuesday in a row. Nothing else.
Canceling my VMP just saved me 10 bucks.
@Pantheist
Wow, I never thought I would say this but I think Meh may actually make money on my VMP this month, had been almost nothing that has enticed me lately.
@Stallion late bloomer
@unixrab Is this safe? This doesn't look safe. This can't be safe.
brown-terrifying-operation
...a bit foreboding...
I love purple.
does it shoot!?
Hells to the ya, bitches!
external-matchless-shame
Oh ya... what is it knives are for again???
@ruouttaurmind Duxelles.
@ruouttaurmind Scooping?
@madamehardy Mmmmm... Boeuf en Croûte! Delish!
Older-lofty-spider
Sold out!
Sold out?! I showed up an hour and 45 minutes in and you are sold out? If I keep clicking sold out you will let me buy some knives right? I can't believe you only had 500 sets and didn't limit the purchases so more of us could buy. At least give us "late" comers a second product to buy. Shut up and take my money!
@Superjimtendo Don't you see? This is how they train you. I'll bet you'll be here on time tomorrow night.
@christinerenee
6:30 AM on the east coast and sold out already?
@mjdelman It was sold out before 2am EST.
Well, someone wanted to go home early.
all gone!
Whew! No divorce for me today.
@RedHot yet
@hart The divorce pends on me spending more money at Meh or bringing home any more knives. I think she's pretty disappointed ya'll were sold out.
Well, poop. I like knives too. I guess we'll never know if I would have ordered them or not, now will we? I blame @lisaviolet
Ok, so you only had 500 of these? You should have sold them singly and sold 1000 of them. Sold out by 8:30am isn't good business. Put something else up today!!
@dmwil They have already gone home for the day... Mehrry Christmas Meh.
@dmwil Sold Out = Deal
@dmwil Sold out alot sooner than 0830 mate.
@dmwil actually, sold out by 1:38am EST is good business, at least from mediocre's point of view. A sellout is their definition of success for a deal.
Very, Very Meh. Probably would have bought them but meh, saved some money.
So meh. Would be less meh if I could have bought one (two)!
not enough 'murica in here
Well carp, I wanted these but was up late and forgot to check.
Sold out at 12:45 Central...um, Meh?
Got up to pee at 1:45 Eastern and it was sold out. So I clicked "meh," went back to bed, and slept like a baby. No regrets.
@Sarahsda you have the right idea!
UGH I MISSED IT!! (again)
DAMN!! MEH!! No Wonder they were all sold out...Everybody bought too many, or you only had a few..I guess I didn't check before I went to bed.. All Good, I didn't really need a sharp-ass knife or 6 floating around.. Mehrry Christmas All!
Thank God they sold out. I kept looking at them longingly.
Congratulations on the sellout Meh. I'm very proud of you.
It's been sold out for about 12 hours and no one has posted this yet? I'm ashamed of all of you. Especially you @LisaViolet
Sold out in under 2 hours. Good for you.. bad for me..
As I thought I said, stupid-gauche-base produced this, although I'm afraid to look into his background. The stupid part is for the possessive apostrophe.
Give us Mora Knives
A no frills Swedish knife but it may save your life. That's a Mora.
Got my knives in today, they aren't serrated at all!
They are a lot bigger than I expected, really chunky for a pocket knife.
also, they are Taylor Brand quality "cotting" tools
@clonetek that doesn't seem like the right knife at all. Hit us up at https://meh.com/support and we'll get it worked out with you.
@clonetek Mine arrived too. Mine are serrated as advertised, although I kind of wish they weren't as I have a nice Gerber that is. It is quite chunky and the machining of the handle isn't the best for a quality "cotting tool". But for $5....
@clonetek Wanna trade one of those non-serrated knives for a serrated one? I prefer a straight blade since I find the serrated portions to be a little difficult to sharpen
Got the knives today. They are really not very sharp at all.
The lock mechanism is designed such that you must put your fingers in the path of the blade to unlock it.
The finish is fair at best, there are spots where you can easily see the milling that was done in the handle.
Also, I too have a QUALITY COTTING TOOL. Evidently the company must have mass-produced a lot of these misspelled Engrish-ified "manuals"... see other reviews on this page:
http://www.amazon.com/Smith-Wesson-SWBG2TS-Serrated-Seatbelt/product-reviews/B0037F1B9E?pageNumber=4
For $5 each...worth hanging onto, I suppose.
@tigerxchaos Blame @joelmw. It's all his fault.
@tigerxchaos If you read the post directly above yours, it seems that you may have gotten the wrong product. Let them know what happened at https://meh.com/support - please be patient as they are taking a few days to respond and there's a holiday in the middle of their workweek.
@tigerxchaos All liner-locks that I know of require you to put your finger in the path of the blade. The are fully manual while closing so it shouldn't be a problem.
@Stumpy91 Does your username by any chance have anything to do with knives? I'm sorry, I just have to know.
@lisaviolet No, luckily. My first mountain bike is a 1991 Stumpjumper. So a bit more boring.
@Stumpy91 Whew. I didn't want to be rude, but I just had to ask.
@tigerxchaos So, the ladies seem to have taken care of this (I'd argue that technically it happened under @lisaviolet's watch anyway, but thanks @lisaviolet and @Thumperchick). But I have some critical info to add (this is for you, too, @clonetek). I think the message here is that we don't want you hurting yourselves with sharp objects. This would also explain why you were given "cotting" tools. Relax; take another nap. Now isn't that better? If you really want the dangerous objects, do as @JonT and Thumper and advised and contact support. But I'd think twice about giving up the cots.
@tigerxchaos @lisaviolet @Thumperchick @clonetek Also, as a "technology professional," I can tell you that C.O.T.S is all the rage these days.
@lisaviolet A six foot knife at work took one of mine a while back..
@clonetek Holy crap! Ouch!
@clonetek Yikes. Is the skin over the nub still really sensitive?
@Thumperchick It was for several years. Not too bad now.
@clonetek - Egads. Isn't a six foot knife a sword or machete or something?
@KDemo It was a knife in a bag making machine
@JonT Just got my knives today, all 6 are non serrated and have the cotting tool instructions. I'm torn as to whether I like these better or not.
@Saffer49 Either way shoot us a message at https://meh.com/support.
I was going through my meh orders, and realized that I never saw the knives. Tracking shows they were delivered, and I could be going absolutely bonkers, but I've been going through every place that they could have ended up. Anyone remember what type of packaging they came in?