I will use these to gauge my ears out. Dude, thats going to be so cool! Speaker gauge. Holy crap. I think I may have just invented something. Bluetooth gauge plug speakers.
@alacrity Wait - that’s brilliant! Get a dozen and use them as wine glass charms. Then on wine night, each lady can identify which glass is theirs by which Elton John song they’re streaming to it.
So could I wear these as stylish earrings, leave my lunch tray sized phablet smartphone in my pack/pocket/whatever, and enjoy melodious tunes… whilst also able to accept phone calls?
Are these the meh version of Apple Airpods?? One for each ear, right?
“Just take them out and they’re ready to use with all your devices. Put them in your ears and they connect instantly. Speak into them and your voice sounds clear. Introducing mehPods. Simplicity and technology, together like never before. The result is completely magical.”
In for 2 sets! Sending them to my Ex’s house to my kids so they can annoy the crap out of her with their music and repetitive tablet game music!
/image bloody-befuddled-sugarcane
@dtwsportsfan will do! Though that’s kind of the best part, she won’t even realize my diabolical plan. She’ll just see it as doing something cool for the kid’s. </RBEG> wow, haven’t used that since the BBS days. Damnit, now I feel old for knowing what that is and having run a Wildcat! BBS. Stupid brain remembering old crap…
Can’t wait to give them for the kids at Christmas, I’ll hang them on the tree like ornaments, while I have holiday music playing. JOY to the World, and blue tooth sounds.
@dtwsportsfan What could possibly be more annoying than “Christmas Don’t Be Late” by the Chipmunks or “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney? Both playing simultaneously in a cacophonous mess through 20 randomly paired speakers all over the tree!
You could even paint the speakers with holiday scenes, or adorn them with glitter to get them lovingly hung up on the tree before unleashing pure sonic cruelty!
I keep a tablet in the kitchen for playing music, but sometimes I can’t hear it over the vent fan. Really hoping this is loud enough clipped to my belt.
I’m trying to think of ways I could use these speakers! I’m even trying to think how my 12 year old son would think? It’s not working. I think I’m gonna pass on these. Wait? Christmas gifts!!! Yes!!!
@tonye33
How to use is easy. Clip on to clothes while working in garden and don’t want to get mud on phone. Want to listen to podcast while phone is charging …
Doing a boat delivery and want music but afraid of losing phone overboard.
Hang in bushes or scarcrows or say from your glow in the dark skeleton you put on your porch every year. Have skeleton speak or sing.
Ok so these are how i intend to use.
This is right up my alley for “Oh shit, I didn’t get you anything for X-m… I mean, uh, here you go!” In for 3 pair… because that actually happens a LOT.
I can’t even think of anything witty to insult these two dangling vibrating turds. They’ll just have to deal with me simply not buying them I guess. Boo. Meh squared.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Speaker
2x Carabiners
2x Micro USB to USB charging cable
Pictures
Red pair
Black pair
Phone for scale
Hand for scale
Included with black
Included with red
Clipped to keys
Plugged in
Retail boxes
Price Comparison
$18.98 (for 2) at Amazon
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Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 9 - Wednesday, May 11
In before the lock!
These don’t look like leak frogs.
@rileyper
They’re not frogs. They’re not even frogz. They’re ifrogz. That’s the best kind.
Although, x-treme ifrogz would be even better.
Boombastic
@Stallion Really fantastic!
You want us to have speakers for every occasion?
@ELUNO
And in every room, pocket, etc
Meh. What about those of us who would rather have a Bluetooth speaker that’s also a lantern and also a power bank?
@lljk and a car jump starter, and cheese grater, and bath sponge, and water filter, etc, etc
Stereo with 2?
@BeSublime Yup. Just like #NoseFlags.

“Wireless Bluetooth” … the best kind!
@awk
Remember the old days of rolling out the WD-1 with your DR-8 to connect two Bluetooth devices? Barbaric!
Perfect for rock climbing!
@SkyyPunk Rock out with your d*ck out!
#HarambeLovedBluetoothSpeakers
@mike808 #dicksoutforharambe #buttsoutforbantu #cocksoutforcecil
Actually, I could use a couple small carabiners…
@awk Haha I was thinking the same thing!
@awk With tiny free USB cables!
/giphy tiny usb

These are oh so iCraptacular!
Oy vey, iMeh!
I will use these to gauge my ears out. Dude, thats going to be so cool! Speaker gauge. Holy crap. I think I may have just invented something. Bluetooth gauge plug speakers.
@accelerator

…these are absolutely useless for margaritas
@alacrity Wait - that’s brilliant! Get a dozen and use them as wine glass charms. Then on wine night, each lady can identify which glass is theirs by which Elton John song they’re streaming to it.
@pajamma “it’s a small world” is now playing in your head…
So could I wear these as stylish earrings, leave my lunch tray sized phablet smartphone in my pack/pocket/whatever, and enjoy melodious tunes… whilst also able to accept phone calls?
@JasonToon
Pass. Got to, after you dissed I M Pei and Louis Kahn and Aristotle by omission.
“We congratulate iFrogz on winning the 2006 Cheesiest Tech Brand Name contest”
Yeah, but only because you guys weren’t in business then.
Can one expect earth-shaking bass response from these gadgets?
… if yes, I’ll bet that 3 hour battery life goes to hell.
@RedOak If you have frog sized ears maybe…
/buy --color=red
@uwacn It worked! Your order number is: vague-towering-whistle
/image vague towering whistle

Are these the meh version of Apple Airpods?? One for each ear, right?
“Just take them out and they’re ready to use with all your devices. Put them in your ears and they connect instantly. Speak into them and your voice sounds clear. Introducing mehPods. Simplicity and technology, together like never before. The result is completely magical.”
And better yet, you beat them to market!
In for 2 sets! Sending them to my Ex’s house to my kids so they can annoy the crap out of her with their music and repetitive tablet game music!

/image bloody-befuddled-sugarcane
@TehMaliron , hey send us a pic of her comments to that great Idea.
@dtwsportsfan will do! Though that’s kind of the best part, she won’t even realize my diabolical plan. She’ll just see it as doing something cool for the kid’s. </RBEG> wow, haven’t used that since the BBS days. Damnit, now I feel old for knowing what that is and having run a Wildcat! BBS. Stupid brain remembering old crap…
I think for the money iFrogz products are a good deal.In for two sets then. These may even sell out
DUDE, those are some GYNORMOUS earrings!!
The tooth is Blue!
Meh.
Can’t wait to give them for the kids at Christmas, I’ll hang them on the tree like ornaments, while I have holiday music playing. JOY to the World, and blue tooth sounds.
@dtwsportsfan That’s a really cute idea!
@dtwsportsfan What could possibly be more annoying than “Christmas Don’t Be Late” by the Chipmunks or “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney? Both playing simultaneously in a cacophonous mess through 20 randomly paired speakers all over the tree!
You could even paint the speakers with holiday scenes, or adorn them with glitter to get them lovingly hung up on the tree before unleashing pure sonic cruelty!
/buy --color=Black
@mehbee It worked! Your order number is: halting-noisy-tequila
/image halting noisy tequila

FINE I’LL BUY YOUR TERRIBLE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS
Just stop posting some form of them 3x a week. Please.
/buy --color=purple
@f00l Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@f00l This one is less than $6.

/buy --color=infrared
@f00l Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
/buy --color=@ignorant
@f00l Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot
So how do I turn you into a racist slut? Aren’t you a close cousin of @Tay?
/buy --color=red
@Amazonite It worked! Your order number is: movable-slender-mitten
/image movable slender mitten

@mediocrebot
I keep a tablet in the kitchen for playing music, but sometimes I can’t hear it over the vent fan. Really hoping this is loud enough clipped to my belt.
/giphy lacking-tepid-cream

@mitzoe I clicked every inch of this image and couldn’t get the product discount that I NEED.
/giphy wishful real feta

In for two pairs.

/image nasal gruesome key
Cool bluetooth earrings
/buy --color=red
@rprussell It worked! Your order number is: incredible-chapped-stamp
/image incredible chapped stamp

@mediocrebot thanks but I think I’d rather see
/giphy incredible stamped chaps

…?
Poo.
I’m trying to think of ways I could use these speakers! I’m even trying to think how my 12 year old son would think? It’s not working. I think I’m gonna pass on these. Wait? Christmas gifts!!! Yes!!!
@tonye33
How to use is easy. Clip on to clothes while working in garden and don’t want to get mud on phone. Want to listen to podcast while phone is charging …
Doing a boat delivery and want music but afraid of losing phone overboard.
Hang in bushes or scarcrows or say from your glow in the dark skeleton you put on your porch every year. Have skeleton speak or sing.
Ok so these are how i intend to use.
@CaptAmehrican awesome ideas. Thanks. Sorry, I’m tired so I don’t have anything funny to say…
This is right up my alley for “Oh shit, I didn’t get you anything for X-m… I mean, uh, here you go!” In for 3 pair… because that actually happens a LOT.
These will be my new stereo earrings ---- Thanks!
/buy --color=red
@bruceoite It worked! Your order number is: prominent-raging-eye
/image prominent raging eye

Let’s see…
ʎnq/
Nah, didn’t think so.
/buy --color red
No love on the edit either
/dont_buy --color red
@salaosantiago It worked! Your order number is: pedestrian-knobby-beginner
/image pedestrian knobby beginner

@mediocrebot So, I can’t edit into or out of a /buy.
I can’t wait to blast Pinapple Pen on these bad boys.
@ranagirl Thanks for making me look up that one. I have now lost all faith in humanity.
@salaosantiago I have a pen… I have a apple…
You could sew these into a beanie and have a musical cap.
tanga has these for 9.99 for 3 – and they have PURPLE!
@mikibell it looks like the Tanga ones are different, although I cannot see how they would work any different from the ones being offered.
https://www.tanga.com/deals/7f2a0369ff74/3-pack-ifrogz-tadpole-wireless-bluetooth-speaker
@conandlibrarian but they are PURPLE
I didn’t compare models… so my apologies if they are vastly different…
I can’t even think of anything witty to insult these two dangling vibrating turds. They’ll just have to deal with me simply not buying them I guess. Boo. Meh squared.
Sounding off – will see when I get them
Got mine and it sounds like a dollar store kazoo. Maybe I can use it as a pillow speaker? Sadly my pillow sounds better than this “speaker”
Turns out that these fit nicely inside of a cubicle wall, right next to my co-worker’s desk phone. Muahaha.
Loving these. This is such a handy thing. I keep clipping it to my bra strap to do chores around the house
@CaptAmehrican I usually wear a shirt over my bra straps. Although you’re probably more popular than me.
@sammydog01 yeah under my tshirt