@lowlypeon Pretty much this.

@rickfranklin1 Not generally, but maybe if you can prove you iron your sheets?

@sammydog01 Not sure even that is enough… Now if you starch and iron your sheets, then fold them into large-scale origami displays, that might get their attention…

@rickfranklin1 Sometimes they do, especially if you’re going to do something ridiculous like taking a bath in neoprene sleeves.

@sammydog01
My mother irons bedsheets. There again she also irons socks and underwear.

My wife on the other hand
probably wouldn’t know which way was up on an iron.

@OnionSoup And, of course, you are allergic to irons… LOL

@Kidsandliz I use an iron every day before going to work.

I most certainly don’t iron bedsheets though… Only my work shirts… Occasionally my trousers.

@rickfranklin1 @sammydog01 @ciabelle I’m not going to send anybody anything, I just wanted to know if there were any weirdos here that ironed their sheets and why they would do such a thing

@OnionSoup I bet she would figure it out rather quickly

@norman8 If it was cotton moisture regain microfiber it might be worth it.

@norman8 hey, Portobello mushroom burgers are delicio–

…wait, you mean instead of meat? “Burger”? I call shenanigans.

@norman8 Nuttin wrong with portobello burgers, as long as you’re using real portobello mushrooms. This is more along the lines of using ground button shrooms, ‘authentically’ flavored, as ‘Portobello Style Mushroom Burgers’.

@norman8 let’s be honest. If you replace the ground beef patty with a mushroom…it becomes a mushroom sandwich. We don’t say chicken burger, do we?

@annwat You were too slow for the khaki’s broheim.

@Kross That’s “shefrehn” to you, buster.
Dont make me mansplain it to you.
Again.

@mike808 brosephine

Wait, wrong country:

@platojello
/8ball Trust?
Ask again later

@platojello Polyester sheets? There’s a reason most sheets are made from cotton.

@hchavers …or my Klan costume?

@Kyser_Soze Wait, there’s a Trump rally on Holloween? Is it BYO Tiki Torches?

@mike808 Anybody know how to supercharge a tiki torch so it’ll burn white-hot and scare the holder into pissing his pants?
/giphy tiki torch

@OldCatLady This guy knows.
Ask any of his open carry friends.

@debran6 a regular king is wider and shorter by 4"… So maybe it’ll sort of fit?

@debran6
Pretty sure a Cal King is just a regular king rotated 90 degrees.

So… no. It will never work.

@rpantos If you rotate it 90 degrees, won’t you fall out of bed?

@rpantos Not sure if serious, but Cal Kings are definitely different dimensions and not just rotated.

@Kross especially since a king is basically a square. i love not having to worry if i’m putting the fitted sheet on ‘the right way.’ (assuming it’s not inside out of course.)

@RiotDemon Yes. Yes it would.

It’s a good thing I don’t feel like blaming the goat about that either.

@sfwineguy The way I see it, if the manufacturer has to hide their product under some other name (instead of its own merit), it’s probably crap.

@sfwineguy maybe you are supposed to cotton gloves before you touch them?

@sfwineguy Did you ever see Colbert’s bit on “chocolatey” or “wyngz”? I’m assuming it’s the same logic (and legal reasons) behind “cotton touch”.

@Yoda_Daenerys sheets are pretty much always regular king unless noted as cali. California is not as common.

@ponagathos 85gsm is very light. For comparison, a lightweight t-shirt is around 140-150gsm fabric weight.

@gertiestn Talking to myself again, but I really want to make sure how many pillowcases come with the Full.

@gertiestn full sheet sets traditionally come with two pillowcases. I’ve never seen one that didn’t.

@mbimeh 161,425,119. Sorry for the late reply, I’ve been counting microfiber threads all day.

@nfi And they probably spent more money on the packaging than on the sheets…

@elpepe well the “comparison ones” have a fair number of complaints both in the Q&A and reviews so likely if you buy you are choosing to gamble

@Pamela i think… these ones might just melt… iffing you try to iron them. :

@Pamela the white will turn grey eventually

@derzm this is standard product photography. It’s far easier to colorize product shots in Photoshop than to dress one of each color.

Now your question of color matching is legit, as sometimes that doesn’t come out as intended.

@thismyusername everything is made of chemicals. It’s science!

@katbyter Uh…maybe it’s based on the price?

@Baybay11 email support.
@thumperchick

@TimeVans It’s microfiber, there is no thread count. They tend to be satiny smooth. I have 2 sets and love the feel.

@rbruce woosh

@rbruce Thanks for the answer! I’m sure that person didn’t take the time to read the write-up!

@lucindalynne Not necessarily true, wicking is what keeps you cool. Microfiber is:
…Inexpensive compared to most fabrics
…Wick moisture well
…Hold color well even when dyed or printed with the darkest of colors
…Rugged and can be washed and dried without a lot of precautions
…Don’t wrinkle easily, unlike cotton

@lucindalynne microfiber is cheap…cheap garbage. You sweat like crazy, they’re thin, sometimes see-through thin, and your bed sheet slides off the bed with the slightest shift in balance.

@heidiporn So that’s how you fold the damn things! Thanks for the edification.

@BeeZee Don’t you mean Eh?

@therealjrn Nice one!

@BeeZee That never gets old does it?

@therealjrn Most EHxcellent!

@HELLOALICE word. Microfiber sheets are great for wiping your a$$, but that’s about it.

@likesowls Yeah, it made me chuck, too.

@Barney What did you chuck, Barney?

@therealjrn Candy Corn.

@likesowls Who is we? Do people look at you strangely when you all talk among yourselves?

@llewellyn You can try to write support.

https://meh.com/support

@Techrocket9 Ewww.

@Techrocket9 nasty.

@Pamela Open that shit up, Pamela. Live bold!

@dwana442

https://meh.com/support