What is this magic?! Welp better just buy six. My impulsivity at its finest. "What are you gonna do with six soap dispensers?" Who fucking cares it only cost 15 bucks...
This is like seeing a unicorn. It's been so long I audibly gasped when the page refreshed to a 2 for Tuesday. I was so excited, I nearly bought 4 soap dispensers I don't need just because of that.
On the order confirmation page, i saw a "cancel" button. What is the window of time one has to cancel a purchase? (Not for this 2 fer deal mind you, I was curious and didn't see it mentioned.)
2-for-Tuesday! I was just reviewing my *oot purchases over the weekend and reminiscing about where my "Hammock chair of death" 2-for from 2006 may have gotten to. Sad.
Anyways, be careful with these if you have pets. I had to take my poor cat to the vet because she had gotten under it, got soap on her ear, and scratched / irritated it until the hair and skin were hanging off and bleeding -- it happened one night shortly after i had gotten it. She was fine after giving her antibiotics for a week and keeping it clean, but i got rid of them right away.
My first thought: This is just going to eat batteries and destroy the environment. Two for Tuesday thought : They'd make great prizes to donate to my favorite charity. {plus they're already made and don't want them to end up in a landfill, eh? } Sold ! pensive-weird-gull
We already have 4 or 5 hand pump soap dispensers around the house, pretty ceramic ones they are. The better half said we don't need these. So, two for Tuesday or not, we pass.
Never again shall I touch the soap dispenser and wonder who touched it before me and what fecal debris was on it before I watch my hands in an OCD manner and end up with nothing but stumps on the end of my wrists!
Well crap. I bought this because I just can't pass up a BOGOF. PLUS, it's the was the magic number. I mean, $5? For two? This is why I can't go to the swap meet anymore. They know I'm a sucker. After I checked out, THEN I read the reviews.
COOL......Matt's back! And he brought the fun with him! I don't need these - hell, I don't even want one of these - but I'm in for 3. More like this, more 2 for Tuesdays, more Excalibur even - PLEASE give us back what we once had! Just like old times - I'll be checking back here now first thing each morning...... signed: daring-bushy-bean
I'm going to use one in the bathroom with liquid soap and the other in the bedroom with Astroglide. If that's too much information, feel free to not read this. Thank you, that is all.
So, this meh. I decided to purchase. 2 for 1, I couldn't resist. No clue where to use them, but then I realized awesome gag gift! Or actual gift for someone I'm not too fond of ;) I have a feeling that the order number may be a warning though: atrocious-moronic-anger
Product Specs
Condition - New
Ships Via FedEx SmartPost
What’s in the box!?
eWave 2-Pack
Soap Dispenser Action Shot
Front View
Warranty
90 days
OMG two for Tuesday!? For reals!?
Holy crap! A 2 for Tuesday!
2 for tuesday is a thing again. I feel very meh about that.
Since I don't have to justify $5 more for shipping thanks to VMP, might as well buy it!
wut. I don't even... Gets cool stuff. Heck, I'd take a cool shirt at a good price
2.5 stars on amazon. truly a meh product. but for 5 bucks...
http://www.amazon.com/EWave-Automatic-Sensor-Soap-Dispenser/product-reviews/B006U3Z6LO/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
5 star product on Home Depot. It's all about perspective
Two and a half stars, but you get two, so that's a total of five stars!
Wow. Way to discriminate against people with no, one, or three hands, Meh.
I told you, that is NOT your third hand, @editorkid.
What is this magic?! Welp better just buy six. My impulsivity at its finest. "What are you gonna do with six soap dispensers?" Who fucking cares it only cost 15 bucks...
I broke down and bought the blue tooth speaker at the last second... then this popped up and I figured, what's another $5? or $10?
This VMP is going to be my downfall. Or maybe the best thing ever...nope
@snapster has always had a knack for being able to get my clinched fist to let go of my money
Capguncowboy lies
I just some crap for my yard sale!
Thank you for the return of TFT!
If you can sell them for $3 each, you're in the money!
2 for Tuesday? How fun! Loving Meh even more as the days wear on.
Dammit Meh! You're getting me excited two days in a row. Two for Tuesday!!! Again, I tell you, You. Are. Trying. TOO. Hard!
In for six, by the way. Four for me and two that will be put up for crappy gifts to people who are dirty/annoying.
I LOVE this shit: catastrophic-amorous-puck
What type of soap does this thing take?
Whatever kinda soap you wanna put in it! We tried to shove some hand moisturizer in it and that didn't work so it needs to not be thick.
Some uh....personal lubricant...worked just fine though. NO WE DIDN'T USE IT LIKE THAT. Thanks #Seligman.
I'm going to try bar soap because $2.50 each!
Attn: Bachelors. One of these with personal lubricant and a fish bowl of condoms on your nightstand and you'll never sleep alone again.
This is like seeing a unicorn. It's been so long I audibly gasped when the page refreshed to a 2 for Tuesday. I was so excited, I nearly bought 4 soap dispensers I don't need just because of that.
There's something poetic about the fact that it will almost cost more for the batteries than the dispensers themselves
Planning to get rehargeables and a solar charger! Hear that, meh? Solar charger...maybe tomorrow?
@DarrenTF That's silly. The sun doesn't need recharging.
@DaveInSoCal Remember that in 3 or 4 billion years when that thing goes red giant!! :)
I sure some rechargable batteries can't be far behind
I'm hoping this reduces the effort needed to wash ones hands enough that my coworkers start.
These things eat batteries like crazy. Maybe meh will offer a great deal on batteries soon.
I wonder how many meh emojis there are?
Meh-mojis.
I hope do, too. As long as they're rechargeable, anyway.
Batteries are the only reason I did not buy. If only I had some AAA rechargeables laying around.
Best order number ever. Like everything on meh this is a mournful-regular-decision.
i wish i could star this more than once
@katylava I will star my own post for you.
probably the only time that's appropriate
If I threw some pebbles in there would it be as good as Lava?
Who cares what the product is...2-for-Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the order confirmation page, i saw a "cancel" button. What is the window of time one has to cancel a purchase? (Not for this 2 fer deal mind you, I was curious and didn't see it mentioned.)
I believe it's set at 15 minutes. Past that & buyers remorse might set in (who the hell needs soap dispensers) and we don't give money back.
2-for-Tuesday! I was just reviewing my *oot purchases over the weekend and reminiscing about where my "Hammock chair of death" 2-for from 2006 may have gotten to. Sad.
Anyways, be careful with these if you have pets. I had to take my poor cat to the vet because she had gotten under it, got soap on her ear, and scratched / irritated it until the hair and skin were hanging off and bleeding -- it happened one night shortly after i had gotten it. She was fine after giving her antibiotics for a week and keeping it clean, but i got rid of them right away.
Huh. I guess it is possible to be too clean
My cats are terrified of going anywhere near the sink.
So, you should not mount the soap dispensers on the ceiling of your porch a few feet in front of the H.C.'s of D if cats on board?
http://www.woot.com/offers/hammock-chair-of-death-two-pack
Yeaaaaa! 2-For Tuesday.. Err umm, I mean Meh. :'|
I like this concept. It's like "woot! I just bought something awesome at a great price" then when it arrives you realize it's meh. The almighty meh.
My first thought: This is just going to eat batteries and destroy the environment.
Two for Tuesday thought : They'd make great prizes to donate to my favorite charity.
{plus they're already made and don't want them to end up in a landfill, eh? }
Sold ! pensive-weird-gull
Cute. I hope Two for Tuesday stays. :]
We already have 4 or 5 hand pump soap dispensers around the house, pretty ceramic ones they are. The better half said we don't need these. So, two for Tuesday or not, we pass.
Sooo ya.. Wife said we don't need these... but... but i cannot resist... NOOOOOOOOO here goes another trap..... :)
Ugh. Yet another item that makes me want to hit the buy button. Meh.
It's a trap...
How big is this thing?
Thatswhatshesaid
Not very.
More specifically, about the height of a beer bottle.
Thanks
Never again shall I touch the soap dispenser and wonder who touched it before me and what fecal debris was on it before I watch my hands in an OCD manner and end up with nothing but stumps on the end of my wrists!
order confirmation - teasing-tame-pig
What about the guy who just turns the water on real quick to make it look like he washed his hands? He's definitely spreading the doodie.
I feel like you are that guy CowboyDann.
For $5 this might just be worth it for the sensors inside, if your the engineering type.
"you're".
Or "you r."
I think that should be "ur".
I have great embarrass
2fer x2 = 4fer Tuesday Cool!
Is it me, or does it seem that the action shot dispenses too much soap?
i dunno, that's a very dirty hand. maybe it knows...
I wonder if it will dispense peanut butter? Purchased for SCIENCE!
Unless it's super liquidity, I doubt it.
Well crap. I bought this because I just can't pass up a BOGOF. PLUS, it's the was the magic number. I mean, $5? For two? This is why I can't go to the swap meet anymore. They know I'm a sucker.
After I checked out, THEN I read the reviews.
Oh well.
Use the 15 minute cancellation window?
That's what I call a "mother in law gift" scenario.
Alright.. I'm in. My two-year-old is going to love the chime feature. I can see it now...
"What (chime) are you (chime) doing (chime) in there (chime)?" Soap EVERYWHERE! Ahhh!
Nice! One for ketchup and one for mustard! The hot dog bar at my next shindig will be a huge success!
ok now this may very well be genius
seriously, in for two (one) because of this comment. fallacious-precious-story
A day that will undoubtedly live in infamy - my first Meh. Hoping this works for shampoo & conditioner.
seems unlikely unless you dilute it a bit - apparently full strength lotion failed
Hmmm, perhaps dish soap?
That should work fine!
What’s in the box!?
Gwenyth Paltrow's head, that's what.
Most days we include this as a spec, but then force ourselves to delete it. It's a sad, sad moment.
Looks like a lot of these are headed to the southern border.
COOL......Matt's back! And he brought the fun with him! I don't need these - hell, I don't even want one of these - but I'm in for 3. More like this, more 2 for Tuesdays, more Excalibur even - PLEASE give us back what we once had! Just like old times - I'll be checking back here now first thing each morning...... signed: daring-bushy-bean
I can't believe only over 400 of these have sold, this is what we wanted, what we missed about Matt's old site. Please fork over 5 bucks NOW!!!
I'm going to use one in the bathroom with liquid soap and the other in the bedroom with Astroglide. If that's too much information, feel free to not read this. Thank you, that is all.
Hey, like I said above it works perfectly for both of those purposes.
OMG!
Had to buy it after seeing the picture of the "money shot" when it actually dispenses.
cough photoshopped cough
So, this meh. I decided to purchase. 2 for 1, I couldn't resist. No clue where to use them, but then I realized awesome gag gift! Or actual gift for someone I'm not too fond of ;) I have a feeling that the order number may be a warning though: atrocious-moronic-anger
I think that's kind of the default designation for crap purchases made on instinct and without forethought.. --> gift. :D
I do believe you are right @chops. It's all good though, I'll find them homes :)
There's no way I'm the only one who's planning on filling this with NACHO CHEESE.
I'm just the only one who's shameless enough to admit it in public.
I think that'd be too thick... but maple syrup? That's an option!
Maple syrup on nachos?
it's been years since i bought (sorry) crap. i had to do it
And work secret Santa is taken care of. Meh indeed.