@AmeliaStar@sfwineguy I am guessing they are boxed as one or the other. When the open the leftovers to scarf on them, we will get the leftover packages in the IRKs, which is ok with me.
@mediocrebot I actually remember getting cookies that size, and I don’t mean the cereal cookies. I think they were call “squirrel bits” or something. Yummmm!
Cookies like these sell at the vending machine for a dollar a bag. You guys are selling them for a dollar a bag. Be serious now… are you a vending machine?
@ardycake Are they still that cheap? Last vending machine I looked had somewhat shocking prices. A dollar feels like a price from 8 years ago. No? o Si?
@ardycake A 2.12 oz package of Grandma’s vanilla creme cookies is $2.30 in the vending machine where I work. And the sell by date - 1/3/26 - isn’t much better.
@mediocrebot Babish rates the Keebler soft chocolate chip cookie as one of the absolute worst. My opinion is similar. I have no idea how these would have compared when fresh, but given the ease with which cookies can get stale, I was not willing to give them a try with the sell-by date so close. (And comments way down the thread seem to say that these had a problem in that regard.) .
( 2.5 oz/bag ) * 12 bag = 30 oz.
$12 / 30 oz = $0.40 / oz. I’m not sure how good these are compared to some competing alternatives in the same price range
That makes them about half the price of Famous Amos at Amazon. Kind of ashamed to admit I don’t look at the price when i buy them from the vending machine at work. (I’m too shocked when the machine is actually working.)
@meherson@Wireball_ well, they are better when they are handed to you free by your friendly United Airlines attendant/“stewardess?”. Wait, what century am I in?
If you can unfold yourself from your 12” legroom seat to get your wallet, hand over the credit card to pay $5 for these plus $2 for water. Flying is such a S$()’tbag life now.
i looked. it’s a buck-fifty-five at work for 2 oz Sweet Serenity brand. And yes, flying sucks. Any flight with a connection has only about 50% chance of arriving on the scheduled day.
Got excited when I saw these, since I have to buy snacks for band all the time… but $1 a bag of tiny cookies is still not a good deal. Cookie snack packs are like $0.40 each. When these are $0.25 I’d be all in.
I went with chocolate chip. Why? Cuz I went to the company’s website and saw their Spotify playlist, so I checked it out. Showing my age now but “Nightswimming” by REM! I haven’t listened in probably 20 years!
Another rip-off by Meh! These have not been stored properly, or the expiration date should have been shortened. The cookies are no longer fresh, have a smell and taste of oil/butter gone rancid, and will probably make someone sick. This is ny second order of snacks from Meh that goes directly into the trash can, for being unpalatable - the carnitas chips were the first.
Meh, you need to do better!
Sorry to see these poor reviews This was one I had not sampled prior to buying, simply trusting that the best by date was accurate. Will be exploring a possible solution tomorrow (outside of making sampling a prerequisite)
Apparently I ordered the wrong ones and got the double chocolate, which is not what I wanted. They are gross too. I can’t get passed the awful smell when the package is opened. Something is rotten in Denmark, and in the cookie bags.
Huh. My order was still in limbo. I just checked and it’s still “processing” despite being nearly a week (I ordered one of each too). Guess I’ll just cancel it.
Ugh! Even though these cookies are well before their sell-by date, they are definitely spoiled. The rotten smell that comes out of the bag when it’s opened is nauseating. I got the chocolate chip cookies and would strongly advise everyone else to avoid these.
Total garbage that expires in a month. Tastes like shit and i cant believe a company would sell garbage like this just to make a buck or two. I bought these in good faith thinking i was purchasing from a reputable company but alas here i am chunking them in the gd trash can.
@dvarga We’ll refund you – this one was a lesson learned as we never tried a sample and trusted the best-by dating. Majority of our food items are fine, but we take responsibility for this one
Mine are fine (about 3 bags consumed so far). A little bit more gingerbread kind of texture than i’d prefer for a chocolate chip cookie. I wouldn’t buy them again, but I will eat all of these.
@walarney Mine are just Meh… they have a sandy/crunchy texture like Famous Amos, but with a pretty strong flavor. They don’t taste great, do smell a little but still seem to be barely edible; I’m sure they were much better a year or two when manufactured.
I just popped back in here to check on these things… We ended up with a case of the double chocolate; There’s certainly a smell, and they’re not fantastic. That said, we’re a bag or three down and haven’t gotten sick from them.
Reviewing my order it seems I also ordered the standard chocolate chip ones, and didn’t receive those, so fired off an email to support.
These were disgusting! They taste stale and just bad overall. Purchased snacks from Meh before and they were pretty good but these cookies definitely belong in either an IRK bag or the dumpster! They’re not edible
Specs
Product: 12-Pack: The Cookie Department Chocolate Chip Cookies
Model: 860012044023, 860012044016
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$47.98 (for 12) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 3 - Tuesday, Nov 4
COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE!!!
/giphy Cookie Monster
I hate everything about United other than the landings.
Intriguing but that’s way too many cookies
@Cerridwyn They’re 2.5oz per bag. Is it really that many? 🫣 I guess for a single person maybe…yeah i guess i shouldn’t get these either, huh? 🫣
@AmeliaStar @Cerridwyn 6 per serving *2.5 = around 15 per bag
15*12= 180
@AmeliaStar @Cerridwyn @russellmz And they’re practically bite-sized!
@russellmz Ok, so $12.00 / ~180 = 6.67 cents per cookie.
@AmeliaStar @Cerridwyn Quoting @ardycake “… A 2.12 oz package of Grandma’s vanilla creme cookies is $2.30 …” leads to …
This image was obtained from :
/showme Cookie Monster working on computer spreadsheet with keyboard and computer mouse shaped like a cookie.
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@mediocrebot I wonder if the cookies monster is copyrighted.
/showme A blue fuzzy monster that looks like a muppet working on computer spreadsheet with keyboard and computer mouse shaped like a cookie.
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@mediocrebot That’s ok. I know you tried and failed again, but that is the meh way.
@mediocrebot Maybe simpler is better :
/showme Cookie Monster working on computer spreadsheet.
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@cfg83 @mediocrebot Even simpler for the drunken bot?
/showme cookie spreadsheet
@mediocrebot @yakkoTDI Probably just annoyed at my constant requests.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot @yakkoTDI
/showme Big Bird with all the cookies
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@mediocrebot So the bot censors Sesame Street?
@blaineg It’s afraid of licensed characters and brand names and such.
@blaineg @Kyeh
/showme a very large yellow bird with dark glasses holding a basket full of chocolate chip cookies.
@blaineg @cfg83 He’s obviously eaten a LOT of cookies!
@blaineg @cfg83 @Kyeh Or small children and the cookies are bait.
It’s uncivilized that you can’t get a mixed order.
@sfwineguy Right? I want a mixed set, too!! Maybe they’ll have them by next mehrathon if they don’t sell out.
@AmeliaStar @sfwineguy I am guessing they are boxed as one or the other. When the open the leftovers to scarf on them, we will get the leftover packages in the IRKs, which is ok with me.
Chocolate chip cookies are my biggest weakness, tied with pizza
@heartny- my weaknesses are Pork BarB-Q Ribs, Beef Bar B-Q Ribs, Shrimp, Chicken, Manudo, Pork Sausage, Fully Loaded Pizza, Chocholate Anything, Spaghetti & Meatballs, Merlot Wine & Tequila!!
@1DisabledWarVet @heartny This disabled war vet has a list even longer than (but not dissimilar from) yours! Thank God for Ozempic!
@heartny
/showme pizza with chocolate chip cookies instead of pepperonis.
The spouse announced cookies will be home baked every day starting the day after Thanksgiving.
@Everbody Lucky you!
@Everbody Why is a mouse making baking announcements in your hou … ok, nevermind.
/showme Wife and mouse making cookies in the kitchen.
@mediocrebot OMG, super cute, wife will be pleased!
Parody image: “Honey, I SHRUNK THE COOKIES!!”
@MrGoodGuy
/showme Rick Moranis looking through electron microscope at the smallest cookies in the world.
@mediocrebot I actually remember getting cookies that size, and I don’t mean the cereal cookies. I think they were call “squirrel bits” or something. Yummmm!
Are these essential?
I decline all non-essential cookies!
@phendrick They appear essential!
/8ball are these cookies essential?
Very doubtful
I like my cookies soft
@dpease I like my watches soft :
Cookies like these sell at the vending machine for a dollar a bag. You guys are selling them for a dollar a bag. Be serious now… are you a vending machine?
@ardycake Are they still that cheap? Last vending machine I looked had somewhat shocking prices. A dollar feels like a price from 8 years ago. No? o Si?
@ardycake A 2.12 oz package of Grandma’s vanilla creme cookies is $2.30 in the vending machine where I work. And the sell by date - 1/3/26 - isn’t much better.
Sorry, Meh. This is where my frugalness hurts your pocketbook. I make my own cookies. I throat feels dry just looking at these processed pucks.
@goldnectar
/showme keebler elves playing ice hockey with chocolate chip cookie instead of hockey puck.
@mediocrebot Babish rates the Keebler soft chocolate chip cookie as one of the absolute worst. My opinion is similar. I have no idea how these would have compared when fresh, but given the ease with which cookies can get stale, I was not willing to give them a try with the sell-by date so close. (And comments way down the thread seem to say that these had a problem in that regard.) .
( 2.5 oz/bag ) * 12 bag = 30 oz.
$12 / 30 oz = $0.40 / oz. I’m not sure how good these are compared to some competing alternatives in the same price range
@Wireball_ Famous Amos on Amazon are $19/20 pack for 1.2 oz packages. These seem more “gourmet,” although that doesn’t mean they’re actually better.
That makes them about half the price of Famous Amos at Amazon. Kind of ashamed to admit I don’t look at the price when i buy them from the vending machine at work. (I’m too shocked when the machine is actually working.)
@meherson @Wireball_ well, they are better when they are handed to you free by your friendly United Airlines attendant/“stewardess?”. Wait, what century am I in?
If you can unfold yourself from your 12” legroom seat to get your wallet, hand over the credit card to pay $5 for these plus $2 for water. Flying is such a S$()’tbag life now.
i looked. it’s a buck-fifty-five at work for 2 oz Sweet Serenity brand. And yes, flying sucks. Any flight with a connection has only about 50% chance of arriving on the scheduled day.
@walarney Serenity accounted for :
/giphy solemn-icy-wizard
Got excited when I saw these, since I have to buy snacks for band all the time… but $1 a bag of tiny cookies is still not a good deal. Cookie snack packs are like $0.40 each. When these are $0.25 I’d be all in.
Made in China?
@donog150 By AI?
/showme AI making cookies.
@blaineg @donog150 What? No chocolate chips? FAKE-COOKIES!
https://bsky.app/profile/viktorwinetrout.bsky.social/post/3m47y3euygs2l
I guess we probably don’t have Bluesky unfurls so:
@dave
@dave
/showme cookie monster on date talking ONLY about cookies.
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@mediocrebot
/showme something
@mediocrebot good enough.
@mediocrebot
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so many cookies sold
@thenewlight Assuming 15 cookies per bag, closing on 16,000 cookies at time of this post.
Running out of time…choc chip or double choc chip?
I went with chocolate chip. Why? Cuz I went to the company’s website and saw their Spotify playlist, so I checked it out. Showing my age now but “Nightswimming” by REM! I haven’t listened in probably 20 years!
/giphy chilling-sticky-cryptid
Another rip-off by Meh! These have not been stored properly, or the expiration date should have been shortened. The cookies are no longer fresh, have a smell and taste of oil/butter gone rancid, and will probably make someone sick. This is ny second order of snacks from Meh that goes directly into the trash can, for being unpalatable - the carnitas chips were the first.
Meh, you need to do better!
These taste super stale.
Just bought these, first time trying MEH. Will not buy again, these are the most disgusting things ever. Can’t even choke them down.
Got these today. They’re awful
Definitely past their prime. Smell and taste off.
Sorry to see these poor reviews
This was one I had not sampled prior to buying, simply trusting that the best by date was accurate. Will be exploring a possible solution tomorrow (outside of making sampling a prerequisite)
@troy Did you come up with a solution yet? I’d be happy to send you some yucky samples.
Thanks all for the quick warnings. Guess I might’ve gotten lucky this time for ordering late, as mine haven’t shipped and was still cancelable.
KuoH
Apparently I ordered the wrong ones and got the double chocolate, which is not what I wanted. They are gross too. I can’t get passed the awful smell when the package is opened. Something is rotten in Denmark, and in the cookie bags.
Huh. My order was still in limbo. I just checked and it’s still “processing” despite being nearly a week (I ordered one of each too). Guess I’ll just cancel it.
They don’t taste like what they purport to be, however they do taste like danish butter cookies so I am still eating them.
Not happy with taste…
Stale af
8 days and no tracking number yet!
@jmbunkin Yours shipped yesterday. Tracking should update today on your end.
@ChadP You’re tracking my end??
Thanks for the update.
@jmbunkin Finally got mine, chocolate chip and a heavy dose of rancid.
I got the double chocolate, and I can’t stop eating them. To each his own, I guess
Ugh! Even though these cookies are well before their sell-by date, they are definitely spoiled. The rotten smell that comes out of the bag when it’s opened is nauseating. I got the chocolate chip cookies and would strongly advise everyone else to avoid these.
Was tempted. Sounds like it’s a good thing I hesitated too long.
They taste queer!
@cadams4904 Please contact meh.com/support for assistance.
worst purchase EVER.
@wyadams Please contact meh.com/support for assistance.
Total garbage that expires in a month. Tastes like shit and i cant believe a company would sell garbage like this just to make a buck or two. I bought these in good faith thinking i was purchasing from a reputable company but alas here i am chunking them in the gd trash can.
@SteveOOO Please contact meh.com/support for assistance.
I didn’t get all my packages! So either send me my entire paid for order or refund my money.
@Faulck Please contact meh.com/support for assistance.
As a backer since day 1, I’ll join the chorus. These are horrible! They taste off in some way or something!
@readnj Bummer
please write into support and we’ll take care of you.
@troy I was told meh won’t return or refund me because it’s a food item.
Both the chocolate chip and the double chocolate are the worst cookies I’ve ever tasted. They taste stale and old. I threw them out.
@icerc That response above is from a staffer; if Support said otherwise, toss Troy a Whisper.
@icerc @troy I’m checking on your ticket.
@icerc @troy Ah, I see we just refunded you.
These cookies taste awful. Never buy food iems from MEH
@dvarga We’ll refund you – this one was a lesson learned as we never tried a sample and trusted the best-by dating. Majority of our food items are fine, but we take responsibility for this one
@dvarga @troy I’ve got you covered.
@troy I almost bought some of these. May I receive reparations for the horror of barely almost buying these?
@therealjrn @troy I actually ordered and had to endure the torture of possibly receiving them. I feel entitled to 1.5x reparations!
KuoH
These are by far the most disgusting cookies I have ever tasted. Something is wrong with them. They are going straight to the trash. Disgusting!
@Pentester10 write into support and we’ll refund you. Sorry about the bad experience!
Wait, are we suppose to get a refund?
@tinamarie1974 if yours were bad, yes (you still need to write in to support)
@troy let me check w my parents (I gave them the box)
@troy welp, mom said the cookies are really good, so I must have gotten lucky!
Mine are fine (about 3 bags consumed so far). A little bit more gingerbread kind of texture than i’d prefer for a chocolate chip cookie. I wouldn’t buy them again, but I will eat all of these.
@walarney Mine are just Meh… they have a sandy/crunchy texture like Famous Amos, but with a pretty strong flavor. They don’t taste great, do smell a little but still seem to be barely edible; I’m sure they were much better a year or two when manufactured.
They are rancid!
The first time I ever regretted a purchase from meh!
@Chiron we will refund you, no problem. Write into support if you haven’t already! Sorry for the bad cookies
IKEA KAFFEREP Oat biscuits, chocolate :
These are very florentine-like.
@cfg83 Weird, they don’t look like they have spinach…
@therealjrn
/showme a thin sailor with HUGE forearms eating a cookie sandwich with chocolate in the middle.
@mediocrebot Hrmmm, maybe Popeye has escape from copyright prison.
@mediocrebot
/showme Popeye escaping from prison named “Copyright Clink”
@mediocrebot TOOT TOOT!
I just popped back in here to check on these things… We ended up with a case of the double chocolate; There’s certainly a smell, and they’re not fantastic. That said, we’re a bag or three down and haven’t gotten sick from them.
Reviewing my order it seems I also ordered the standard chocolate chip ones, and didn’t receive those, so fired off an email to support.
@caffeineguy
/showme blue furry monster with googly eyes dressed as mail carrier.
These were disgusting! They taste stale and just bad overall. Purchased snacks from Meh before and they were pretty good but these cookies definitely belong in either an IRK bag or the dumpster! They’re not edible
@cartyre Write into support if you haven’t already and we’ll refund you
@cartyre @troy You should have the MorningSave store pull these from the shelves. They are the Malort of cookies.
@cartyre @Trillian Thank you! The store is pulling them.