1 Fuku per house or 1 per person?

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I was fortunate enough to be 2 of the 259 orders before the crash. Somehow I beat their system to bypass the security manifold into the mainframe.

It seems like it has always been implied, but I don't recall seeing it anywhere that there is a limit of 1 per (something). I know you can only buy in quantity of 1, but I don't think that stops people from buying multiples of the max quantity on other days (nothing I have ever had to worry about, so I can't confirm).

Either way, it got me thinking. According to all of the forum whiners lately, it's not fair that I got 2 and they got none. Some would go as far as to say that Meh definitely doesn't care if the whiners are upset, it's what keeps them motivated to show up to work every day.

Well those of you who have fired up a "burn TaRDy and take both his FUKU's!" thread, have no fear, put out your fires. Meh has STOLEN (removed) my second Fuku. The audacity of them right? They went above and beyond to make one of the few happy customers last night, upset yet again. Ugh, get my pitchfork, lets go after @JonT!

In all seriousness though, I really would like to know:
What are the purchase limitation rules for these things?

I feel bad asking because I don't want anyone to lose a Fuku, but I saw elsewhere someone bragging that them and their wife both got a Fuku last night, so why does their household get 2 and mine can't?

I could pay the extra $5 shipping I saved from my VMP and get it sent to my GF who lives with me. Is that enough to qualify me to get 2 Fukus?

What is stopping me from making that second account that is for my "GF" or "insert fake housemate that can receive packages at my address here" and just logging in simultaneously with two devices and beating the rush to buy one on each? OK if you answered morals, you got me, but other than that what else is there?

Fuku me? Fuku YOU!