I am sure what they mean is they are looking for someone who could translate English to Korean better than Google & Bing. As great as they are, they are simply lacking in many different ways. You can use them as references, but you can't use them to run a business.
Wow. You guys are officially famous in south korea now. Well, I was reading news on korean news portal called daum. And guess what? Meh is in the news! I just read about the "direct shoppers" from south korea buying speaker docks here ('cause it's ridiculously priced) and how you guys welcomed them with awfully translated korean. Cute. Very cute.
Dear humble monolingual workers at meh. Hello, it's me. The community specialist you have been looking for. I have just submitted my resume for the position, so contact me at my most convenient time not yours. Maybe, just maybe I will allow you bit of my valuable time to talk about more detail.
And I would have to say it is a keen judgement to immediately seek for help.Good job. This could immediately boost your sales and get each one of you humble monolingual people a nice yacht. Or not. At least a Hyundai for sure though.
But surely and most importantly, you need the right, smart, witty, handsome man to help you with the project.
Me.
P.S. I wont be able to talk on my cell because I left it at a bar last night. So, find other means to contact me.
Sometimes I can help you without any payment. I just want that meh sells lots of goods with reasonable price. If you upload some Korean sentences at freeboard that you can't understand, many Koreans will translate it to English.
You should be hire someone who speak Korean very very well as soon as possible. But be careful. I know that all Korean people can not best Korean speak and writer when they translate from other countries' languages.
Got a for a fab bro who can gab in the Mad Ape Den way? To lay the hot jaw with the Mad Ape Den men and win all the big yen for Meh? Got a wit for the biz and oh so so so fly, yo. [Is there any need for a Mad ape translation specialist? To reach out to customers in lands where Mad Ape Den is spoken and realise sales opportunities there? Excellent at synergising paradigms, and with a warm professional manner.]
Wow!! So many people applied for this ridiculous job~ I love meh and the way that you run this business!! But I have to tell you this... If the right person you are looking for is hired and then more Koreans are fascinated by your business, maybe u should run additional server to deal with the Korean jerks. Much more idiots are living in South Korea than you can imagine. I'm very sure about the disaster going to happen here meh. Because I'm one of them. Damn!!
Are non-Americans (i.e. Canadian, a.k.a. the one with the moose) allowed to apply? Or is your accountant not good enough fencer to deal with the IRS' Romantically-armed hit squad.
what?
Just awful. Simply awful.
Try "영어 번역사 모집! 영어 독해및 장문에 능숙한 분을 찾고 있습니다."
Lol chill down bro
Not 장문 but 작문
meh~! I wanna apply this job. But now Am working on Korea. I'm not bicultural but Am trilingual. If I can work on here in Korea I want it!
You're right. It is 작문. My Korean is getting really rusty.
당신은 한국과 영어권의 이중문화 와 이중언어를 이해 또는 사용하십니까? 문의 하십시요!
으으 어렵다
Lol too bad I dont live in DFW. If i did i wouldve applied in a heartbeat
"... but we’ll consider the right person regardless of location." So apply anyways.
nahh resumes. too much work for a college kid.
UGHH...You had me up until the part about not using Google or Bing
Use you Android translate, duh.
Telling someone not to use bing is like telling them not to light their hair on fire. Sure, you can, but why would you?
BING TRUMPS GOOGLE WHEN IT COMES TO SEARCHING PORN. CONGRATULATIONS? http://www.bustle.com/articles/29493-bing-trumps-google-when-it-comes-
I am sure what they mean is they are looking for someone who could translate English to Korean better than Google & Bing. As great as they are, they are simply lacking in many different ways. You can use them as references, but you can't use them to run a business.
Exactly.
But we are lookng for more than just translation, we seek someone capable of truly engaging with the community in a fun and energetic manner
They are looking for someone quirky & irrelevant at the same time. Just the way they ran Woot & are running meh.
It's a tall order.
Wow. You guys are officially famous in south korea now. Well, I was reading news on korean news portal called daum. And guess what? Meh is in the news! I just read about the "direct shoppers" from south korea buying speaker docks here ('cause it's ridiculously priced) and how you guys welcomed them with awfully translated korean. Cute. Very cute.
Actually the translation was very nice and witty, not awful at all.
@kuldudeliz link?
@hollboll buff.ly/1zo1jJO
Translate that Korean article into English via google and it is pretty hilarious
hire a Korean living in around company.
Dear humble monolingual workers at meh.
Hello, it's me. The community specialist you have been looking for. I have just submitted my resume for the position, so contact me at my most convenient time not yours. Maybe, just maybe I will allow you bit of my valuable time to talk about more detail.
And I would have to say it is a keen judgement to immediately seek for help.Good job. This could immediately boost your sales and get each one of you humble monolingual people a nice yacht. Or not. At least a Hyundai for sure though.
But surely and most importantly, you need the right, smart, witty, handsome man to help you with the project.
Me.
P.S.
I wont be able to talk on my cell because I left it at a bar last night. So, find other means to contact me.
Cheers.
위대한 3개국어 능통자 씀
Lol well played. Hope u get the position. 웃기네요 ㅎㅎ
if stars got you hired, you'd win. can I have this in a video?
That a bit too much to for a "Humble" monolingual person to ask, dont you think? Lol jk. But yeah, seriously, lets talk. I freakin love meh.
And I wont call you monolingual rubes once you hire me. That is all I can offer.
Oh, I should not have been taking a drink while I read this!
문의! so funny and cute.
It is a kind of the "Waldo style translation". 도움!
Urgh. I might be perfect for this job but not for writing a resume.
I am the person who you are looking for!!!
I'm tetralinguist. 나는 한다 4개국어를! By WALDO?
I'd like to apply for this if I'm allowed to have a second job. I'm US Citizen but born and raised in Korea.
@Sia please apply! Hours are variable, some weeks only 2-3 hours, other weeks 10+, so could be great 2nd job.
Sometimes I can help you without any payment. I just want that meh sells lots of goods with reasonable price. If you upload some Korean sentences at freeboard that you can't understand, many Koreans will translate it to English.
@jinyong thanks for the tip, we'll check out that site.
Without context, I think some Koreans would find some of the statements to be translated fucking hilarious.
Kio pri Esperanto? La lingvo de la estonteco por Compay de la estonteco!
You should be hire someone who speak Korean very very well as soon as possible. But be careful. I know that all Korean people can not best Korean speak and writer when they translate from other countries' languages.
From A Korean Writer of Korea
Got a for a fab bro who can gab in the Mad Ape Den way? To lay the hot jaw with the Mad Ape Den men and win all the big yen for Meh? Got a wit for the biz and oh so so so fly, yo.
[Is there any need for a Mad ape translation specialist? To reach out to customers in lands where Mad Ape Den is spoken and realise sales opportunities there? Excellent at synergising paradigms, and with a warm professional manner.]
Oh no, how did I not jot "job" in the lot it is apt to go? But it is ok. So so so fly. Yay.
[Forgot the word "job" between "a" and "for". Other than that, it's perfect. I'm perfect. Yay!]
also, the Korean unit of currency is the won, not the yen.
I am job 하지 일시 중지
Can I drop out of med school for this? I think I can...
You can ... but you shouldn't. Unless you made a lot of money off Woot already. Then, perhaps.
당신은 한국어와 영어권의 언어와 문화를 함께 사용합니까?
한국어
Wow!! So many people applied for this ridiculous job~ I love meh and the way that you run this business!! But I have to tell you this... If the right person you are looking for is hired and then more Koreans are fascinated by your business, maybe u should run additional server to deal with the Korean jerks. Much more idiots are living in South Korea than you can imagine.
I'm very sure about the disaster going to happen here meh. Because I'm one of them. Damn!!
당신은 한국어와 영어의 이중 문화와 이중 언어입니까? 문의!
위 글 누가 번역 한건가요??? 읽기 정말 거북 하게 번역했네 ㅎㅎㅎ..
다시 쓰려니 더 힘드네 ㅎㅎ
한글 영어 간단 한건 다 할 수 있음..
짱짱맨
Plz don't use google translator from English to Korean. It sucks. Despite I am Korean, but cannot understand
맞아요! 무슨말인지...
Are non-Americans (i.e. Canadian, a.k.a. the one with the moose) allowed to apply? Or is your accountant not good enough fencer to deal with the IRS' Romantically-armed hit squad.