Zmodo Greet WiFi Video Doorbell with Zmodo Beam Hub and WiFi Extender
- Use your smartphone to see who’s is at the door instead of walking over and opening it – it’s not the '70s anymore, Grandma; get with it
- REQUIRES HARDWIRED INSTALLATION
- Receive visitors remotely from work, vacation, or the crapper
- Smart motion detection alerts you and sends a video clip whenever hijinks are afoot on your stoop
- Equipped with IR night vision capabilities to enable Jack Bauer Fantasy Mode
- Model: ZM-KSH004W because when people come to your door, you’ll ZM on your phone
I am Greet
They say technology is isolating us. They say we’re losing the art and pleasure of in-person, face-to-face interaction. They say the social fabric is threadbare. They say if you want to talk to a person instead of a screen, the only way left is to personally hike yourself over to that person’s house and ring the doorbell.
Until now!
Plug the last remaining gap in the electronic bulwark you’ve built between yourself and the outside world with the Zmodo Greet package. Never again will you look a door-to-door canvasser in the eye! Never again will burglars (or your neighbors) have any sure way of knowing whether you’re home! Never again will you wonder what happened to the cute ceramic gnome you had on the porch! That goddamned goth kid across the street filched it. His mother will be hearing from you, for all the good it will do. She has no control over that brat, absolutely none.
BE ADVISED: This product requires hardwired installation. If you can’t access your doorbell wiring, or otherwise want/need a wireless installation option, this is not the package for you.
Check out this promotional video to see a demonstration of the features, and also of how those “screen images simulated” disclaimers are apparently not mandatory:
At last, a digital fig leaf for that last exposed bit of your raw humanity! In the years since you first got caller I.D., you’ve worked hard to sequester yourself more and more completely behind electronic communications tools. Don’t let friends, family, and door to door proselytizers exploit the one remaining chink in your armor! Finish the job! Install the Zmodo Greet package! And never change out of — nor launder — your pajama pants again!
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