Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU37
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
After watching Frank circle around in the acid pool aimlessly, I stepped into the acid and sank to the bottom of the pool. After I grabbed the key I climbed the ladder out and used a skimmer to retrieve Frank. True to my prediction, the acid etched a cool “Damascus steel” effect into my robo body.
The next room offered us respite: an iPhone charging cable I assume was meant for me and a plate of chocolates for Frank. Despite losing his sense of taste from nearly drowning in the adhesive remover, he reflexively fell into stress eating.
“Blech!” he shouted as he spat out the chocolates with a grimace, “These aren’t chocolates!”
“Laxatives?” I referenced my prank database, “Poison?”
“They’re Brussels sprouts! Dipped in chocolate!” Frank’s face twisted in grief. I was confused by the abrupt shift in tone with regard to the level of prank Theresa was inflicting on us. Frank had lost his foot in the first room, and now he was eating a chocolate-covered Brussels sprout?
Everything I have learned about pranking told me this was a strong dose of bathos.