Westinghouse Dry And Style Hot Air Blower Brush
- Turns out you can actually do things with your hair
- To make it look better
- Like dry it properly and style it
- This thing does both
The Medi-Oscars
Muldoon readies his shotgun and stares down its sight, unwilling to be caught unawares. The plants next to him begin to rustle. He looks to his right. A short purple guy walks up.
“What’s good, my man?”
More rustling. This time on the other side. He looks to his left and sees her, the lead raptor, looming just above him. She doesn’t strike immediately, which gives Muldoon just enough time to mutter both in fear and appreciation, “Clever girl.”
The raptor tackles him, knocking the shotgun out of his hands.
“You can sex a dinosaur by sight?” comments the peanut gallery. He stands plainly by as wet crunching noises ensue. “Nice.”