UltraBlock UltraPlush King-Size Mattress Protector
Our Take
- Protect your mattress from yourself
- For king mattresses (must be nice!)
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving an UltraBlock UltraPlush King-Size Mattress Protector as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “What matters more than some arbitrary date? The bed we share.”
What it actually says: “First, I forgot Valentine’s Day. Then, I inadvertently suggested we do something really gross in the bed.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[DAY TWO] How are you holding up?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/g8xet019z0cmzk6jubma.webp)
