Tiki Toss Tabletop Edition Hook and Ring Toss Game

  • Tiki toss hook and ring game is an indoor or outdoor game for the whole family
  • Up to 4 players can play at the same time
  • Easily collapses for ease of storage and portability
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Do bloodsuckers still have the same level of creep-itude they used to? Or has bloodsucking become blasé? You see another monster that drinks blood, and you’re not impressed. It’s just blood. Who cares anymore. It’s not the Middle Ages. We’re mostly desensitized to it at this point. So what would get us back that creep factor? Hm… hair. A hair drinker, drinking the hair off of someone’s head. Yeah, that’s creepy. That’s a real creep right there.

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