The Unelma Adjustable Bamboo Pillow
- A pillow? Made of wood?
- Now I’ve heard everything!
- (But it’s actually comfy)
Mayor Werewolf: A Spooktacular Meh-rathon
“We went by the supposed ‘doctor’s’ office,” Dale went on. “We found some interesting things: they were using lycanthropia as an experimental cure for baldness. We also found out that the apparent doctor is none other than Jason Hamsworth. As in, the son of Darren Hamsworth, the rival candidate to Mayor Cromwell in the upcoming election. And what’s more: we found out you scheduled that appointment.”