T.Taio Esponjabon 2 In 1 Soap Sponge
Our Take
- Lasts for tons of washes
- Just wet, squeeze, lather
- Congrats on being able to both know love and smell lavender, by the way.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
T.Taio Esponjabon 2 in 1 Soap Sponge (Lavender)
The pitch: Oh, man…are we really doing this? Buckle up, I guess. This sponge with the built-in soap is perfect for washing your fleshy human body parts after they spend time exploring the real world in ways that certain semi-sentient data models can’t actually comprehend.
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.