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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon

Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:

Talk Like Someone From a Lifetime Christmas Movie Day

You can either a) talk like a big city lawyer who likely earns high six figures each year and yet is still worried that she’s going to run into her high school ex; or b) the high school ex who’s lived in the small town all his life, though he possesses a powerful intellect and looks like of a Calvin Klein model.

So far today...

  • 83110 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 551 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 55 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $962 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

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