SupplyAID Hand Sanitizer or Hand & Multi-Surface Wipes

  • The hand sanitizer sanitizes your hands
  • The wipes are for wiping down surfaces
  • Your hands are gross
  • All the surfaces around you are gross
  • So that’s sixteen 50-packs of wipes OR ten 16oz bottles OR twenty 8oz spray bottles
  • What does this have to do with an iconic Cohen Brothers film: Nothing, so if that’s what you’re into, maybe head over to Mediocritee
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Isn’t it weird? How, after the last three years, there are still people who will just show up to work or to your dinner party or the grocery store totally fucking sick? They’ll be sniffling and sneezing and blowing their nose and they’ll be like, “Oh, don’t worry, I took one of the at-home tests, and it came back negative.”

Oh! dope! So you’re just gonna ruin my life for two weeks with the common cold! Totally cool and great! Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

What we’re getting at is that it’s still gross out there. There’s still the big one to be afraid of, and then there’s all the lesser bullshit of winter. The snotty nose, the scratchy throat, the thing that’s not entirely debilitating but still totally wrecks you for a few days that you’d like to spend working, or reading, or playing with your kids, or just sitting on the couch watching TV for fun and not because you feel like total garbage and can barely move.

Now, here’s the thing. This is a sale of hand sanitizer and cleaning wipes. Not a miracle drug.

Also, at this point, we know that the big scary virus is mostly airborne.

But still, you know how nasty you get when you’ve got a case of the sniffles. And you know how nasty your kids are when they’re sick. And you also know how annoying it is to wipe down every surface with cleaning spray and a paper towel or soap and water.

TL;DR: everyone and everything is disgusting, including you.

And so what we’re offering here is something to make you (and all the surfaces around you) slightly less disgusting.

So maybe buy some and keep them in your kitchen or your car or wherever.

Just stay clean, okay?

So far today...

  • 52239 of you visited.
  • 45% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3039 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 457 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $7807 total.
  • (including shipping)

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