Star Wars Darth Vader 2-Slice Toaster
- I find your lack of counter space…
- Disturbing.
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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In an age where secrecy was one of the Sith’s greatest concerns, one might find the existence of Darth Goofus troubling. The man was utterly incapable of not oversharing and a total braggart.
Fortunately, in terms of this at least, Goofus would be somewhat of a boon.
The Sith apprentice was so petulant and absurd that nobody took his claims about himself seriously. No matter what he was caught saying or doing, the Sith at large remained nothing but a rumor and a myth within the public consciousness. He was perhaps even the greatest Sith to hide in plain sight until the arrival of Darth Sidious.
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
