Star Patrol Rechargeable 4000L Flashlight Platinum Edition

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How to hide a Star Patrol Rechargeable 4000L Flashlight Platinum Edition in plain sight

  1. Collect memorabilia from classic science fiction films.
  2. Set this among the memorabilia, claiming it’s from a long-forgotten classic, Star Patrol.
  3. To really hammer it home, film a movie called Star Patrol.
  4. Release it to streaming.
  5. On Christmas morning, give the recipient the light.
  6. Explain that it’ll come in handy, since you spent all your money on the film and the memorabilia and neglected to pay the power bill for the past few months.

Getting your holiday shopping done early is the easy part. What’s tough is figuring out where to put all that stuff. Luckily, here at Meh, we’re expert hiders. Follow along all day for good deals and tips on where to stash all this stuff until Christmas.

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