Solo Active Laptop Backpack
- Only works if you have a back
- Too small for today’s 96" laptops
- It’d be cooler if it looked like a giant red Solo cup
The voice of the people. The very weird people.
“…If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: Considered the Shakespeare of modern American literature, Stephenie Meyer weaves words artfully in her critically-acclaimed Twilight series. Boo-yah!”
Uh, boss? Sorry to interrupt your book club meeting. I just had a few, oh, let’s call them “questions” about the plan for Sunday’s sale.
“The Solo laptop backpack? We couldn’t get it to work. However, we couldn’t get it to break either so decided that was enough to declare it ready for sale. The rubes who come to our site will eat up whatever we put in front of them anyway.”
No, not about the backpack, that seems fine. I mean about this idea of taking sentences from the community to put in our product stories.
“Hey, that’s the job, buddy. Ultimately, you just have pony-up and cram it in there no matter how badly you might regret it the next morning.”
Then here is your funny backpack story. Once upon a time there was a backpack, then my boss died.
“I didn’t understand a word of that.”
So you see my problem.
“No, I mean I’ve been licking toads all morning and I think they’re starting to kick in. Unless chocolate covered pickles are running for congress, we’ll have shellfish riding wombats on the open plains of destiny.”
But those are just regular toads, not the ones that secrete that psychoactive liquid.
“Liquid, mustard, cheese: what are you talking about it’s not even my real grandfather.”
Sigh… I can’t even quit. My Parole Officer said I can’t lose another job.
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Solo Active Laptop Backpack 90
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'Possum Head Chronicles, episode 03 26
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What should we name the giant rat in our lobby? 51
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Meh to people posted overseas. 0 -
[Thanksgiving] Who gets their turkey from somewhere that’s not a grocery store? 27 -
Noms de Parm: Shoddy Goods 017 5 -
This is cool. 1 -
In the How’d you get here list: 3