Too late It’s over

Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 7" 8GB (Refurbished)

Not the latest Galaxy Tab
Only 8GB storage - you can add an SD card, but…
You can’t store apps on the SD card
Paying our ransom will only encourage future threats

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Yes, we are threatening you.

If you ever want to see non-Apple products alive again, buy as many of these as you can afford, in small, unmarked bills.

We’ve heard some of you griping about how we sell too much Apple stuff. Well, if the Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 were any less Apple, it would be an orange. Today is your chance to put your money where your bellyaching is. Or else.

It’s not that this is such a fantastic deal nobody could possibly pass it up. We still have the lowest price anywhere, of course - if we didn’t, there’d be no raison for us d’etre. Even for a refurbished, one-generation-old Galaxy Tab, $90 is a decent price. You won’t regret paying it the way you might if you bought, oh, say, that iPad we sold the other day. But you won’t be handing them out as party favors, either.

Applephobes, think of this a good deal on a year-old Android tablet and a great deal on a ransom payment. We believe in listening to the voice of the people. It’s just that sometimes, the people need a little extra motivation to speak clearly.

Yep, real nice Samsung you got here. Be a shame if anything happened to it.