Rocket RC Air Crawler Indoor/Outdoor Drone

  • Want a drone that can do cool stunts inside and outside?
  • But also has a tutorial mode for beginners?
  • Plus cool features like auto-hover, auto-land, and auto-launch?
  • And is wrapped like a Christmas present?
  • Then do we have the drone for you!
  • Uh… yeah… sorry, it really is wrapped like a present.
  • Model: MY-SH4-DR0NE-4.
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Prone To Drone

Hello fellow patrons of this very cool and trendy downtown coffee shop. I want to let everyone know that, while it may appear that I am sitting here raptly watching footage of QVC, I’m actually engaging in some research for my very cool and enviable job with a leading online company.

We are on the very cutting edge of ecommerce, constantly pushing the boundaries of the traditional shopping experience. That’s why the footage appears to be holiday-themed. Because we’re a company that’s not afraid to sell a stunt drone that was obviously intended as a Christmas present… two months after Christmas.

Yes, you heard me correctly. A stunt drone! It is capable of doing all sorts of rolls and tricks and other fun things. But it’s not difficult to fly, thanks to its tutorial mode, and features such as auto-hover, auto-land, and auto-launch. These are all things I have learned because they are essential to my job as a creative professional. Which, once again, is why I am attentively watching this QVC video from 2016.

Yes, the cool drone we’re selling is from 2016, apparently. But this should not reflect poorly on the company I work for. It’s a very self-aware operation, just as I am a very self-aware person. By which I mean to say, I know this sweater is ‘ugly,’ but I am wearing it ironically. I would hate for you to think that I’m some guy who believes that this sweater is sincerely cool and would watch a QVC video in a coffee shop for enjoyment rather than for crucial research purposes.

This coffee is nitro cold brew, by the way. That is definitely the coffee a hip person would order.

Anyway, I’m glad I could clarify all this to you fellow cool people. And, by the way, if you find the very concept of a site that sells drones nerdy, that’s understandable. But we sell many things. For example, yesterday we sold something called Poo-Pourri…

You know what? I might just go finish this stuff at home.

So far today...

  • 63296 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 5045 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 620 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $9790 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?