Pursonic Wireless Muscle Stimulator Pulse Massager
- Don’t you need a massage?
- Well, you don’t have to leave the house to get one
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like a Jaded Peanut Brittle Maker Day
Rub your head and say, “What’s the point? Why put in all the energy when they’re just going to buy some candy bar from a grocery store checkout lane? Why did I devote myself to the legume, when I could’ve given my life to the herb and become a lauded peppermint bark maker?”
