Pick-your-2-Pack: Candy Canes in Odd Flavors
- Candy Canes for the summer
- Forget mint and fruits
- Get you some Bacon, Dill Pickle, Hot Dog, or Ketchup
- Or maybe some Mac and Cheese, Kale, Pho, or Sardine
The Medi-Oscars
Adam stammers, “What I mean is, can you be scary?”
“Oh, oh, you’re askin’ me if I can be scary,” Beetlejuice replies with a sardonic enthusiasm. He turns away, takes a few steps back, and faces the couple again. He asks with a flourish, “What do you think of this?”
In an instant, his face splits open, transforming into a horrible periwinkle felt abomination with enormous, pointed ears and a wide, bucktoothed mouth. “Hello and welcome to Ask Irk!”
Barbara and Adam shriek.
And just like that, Beetlejuice returns to normal. “Ya like it?”
Barbara, still shaken, manages, “Will you excuse us please.”
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Pick-your-2-Pack: Candy Canes in Odd Flavors 34
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Happy Birthday to Meh 124
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How long have you been visiting Meh? 35
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$10 IRKs - did we just get played?? 33 -
Absurd Trolley Problems 36 -
On the run.. 39 -
Is Charlie Doggo who I think it is? 1 -
The disgustingly delicious candy canes you forgot to buy 32