Personal Protection MEGA Bundle
- A bundle fit for the modern Germaphobe
- Includes 40 KN95 Masks, 5 Reusable Face Shields, 2x 3.3oz and 2x 10.4oz Bottles of Hand Sanitizer
- Their powers combined don’t make you feel any better about the world we live in, but they’ll at least let you feel safer.
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Ginger is the socialite heir to a Personal Protection MEGA Bundle fortune worth four bucks. The only thing standing between her and her inheritance is a Christmas trip to idyllic Nippletown, where an encounter with a handsome lizard wrangler who spends his free time yodeling just might uproot her big city dreams in… A Very Languid Christmas.
