Pacific Pearls Bua Bay Pearl Necklace

  • We’ll rush it to you by Christmas at no extra charge, ho ho ho
  • About 50 real AA+ freshwater pearls strung on double-strand silk for that classically classy look
  • Available in white, black, pink, and grey, depending on what tracksuit you’re wearing them with
  • Each pearl is 7-8mm in diameter (about the thickness of four nickels, if that helps)
  • Certified value is $550, a figure which we don’t exactly understand because what do we know about jewelry?
  • Model: BUA804M, BUA658M, BUA755M, BUA342M (the BUA in this model number, and the product name, comes from scenic Bua Bay, Fiji, even though the pearls don’t - would you expect your Chevy Tahoe to be built in Tahoe?)
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Congratulations, Procrastinators

Well, dudes, you’ve done it again. While the other suckers have been out carefully choosing gifts after examining all the available options, you’ve been… well, you don’t really remember what you’ve been doing. Probably staring at some kind of screen for fun. The important thing is, you had faith that if you just kept putting off Christmas shopping, the universe would provide.

Smart move. Today belongs to the procrastinators.

Because today you can get this totally fine Pacific Pearls Bua Bay necklace for just 32 bucks. We’re talking about 50 or so real freshwater pearls with high luster and thick nacres. Trust us, the ladies love the thick nacres.

And we’ll rush it to you with extra-fast shipping at no extra charge so you get it before Christmas. Man, how’d you pull that one off?

You could have spent countless hours in mall Hell and never found a gift this good for this price. You could have scrolled through every womens’ gift guide on the Internet and gotten nothing more than a sore scrolling finger and a lifelong aversion to pink headphones.

But not you. Here you are, six days before Christmas, stumbling across a kick-ass gift at a ridiculously low price with free rush shipping. You magnificent bastard. Just don’t dither around on buying this, or you might procrastinate yourself right across that thin line between “genius” and “idiot”.

So far today...

  • 5654 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 2845 of these.
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  • That’s $98110 total.
  • (including shipping)

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