Odyssey Toys 2-Player Soccer Game
- We called it soccer but it’s foosball
- You move the ball with your foos
- Just like they played in Star Wars
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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“Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth-“ the nameless Sith Lord began.
“Wait, what?! I don’t even get to choose?” his apprentice interjected.
“It is tradition that the master should bestow a title upon their apprentice,” replied the Sith Lord.
“But what if you pick something lame? I don’t want to deal with that crap for the rest of my life! I should at least get, I don’t know, a veto or something!”
“Out of the question.”
“Okay… Okay, fine. You can choose something. Just don’t expect me to answer to it!”
“You know what? Because you’re being such a prick about this, I dub you Darth Goofus,” the Sith Lord said. “That’s right! Congratulations, Darth Goofus! You’re gonna go down in history.”
“Oh, you messed-up, old-“
“It is done!”