Odyssey Toys 2-Player Soccer Game

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

“Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth-“ the nameless Sith Lord began.

“Wait, what?! I don’t even get to choose?” his apprentice interjected.

“It is tradition that the master should bestow a title upon their apprentice,” replied the Sith Lord.

“But what if you pick something lame? I don’t want to deal with that crap for the rest of my life! I should at least get, I don’t know, a veto or something!”

“Out of the question.”

“Okay… Okay, fine. You can choose something. Just don’t expect me to answer to it!”

“You know what? Because you’re being such a prick about this, I dub you Darth Goofus,” the Sith Lord said. “That’s right! Congratulations, Darth Goofus! You’re gonna go down in history.”

“Oh, you messed-up, old-“

“It is done!”

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