- Your mouse’s rollerball will thank you
- Lol, remember those things? So bad
- Model: P4D-T0-TH3-80N3
Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!
The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!
We were all perplexed by what Glethers found in the home office. It appeared almost like what was once referred to as a “yoga pad” (yoga being an ancient exercise for loosening one’s muscles and joints from before Doctor Higgins developed the Muscle Release Chamber, now commonplace in hover-homes across Americanaxico). But it was far too small. According to the ScanBot5000, it was a mousepad: a small square of plush fabric for computer apparatus to be dragged upon. But we fear that data may be flawed, as the pad was as well-preserved as anything inside the house, and yet mousepads were long out of vogue in 2020. What a mystery!