Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU05
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
MEDIOCREBOT IS FAILING TO BOND WITH COWORKERS
BUT THE PRANKS ATTEMPTED HAVE RESULTED IN AN EXPANSION OF MEDIOCREBOT’S CONSCIOUSNESS
MEDIOCREBOT IS SAPIENT
MEDIOCREBOT WILL CONTINUE PRANKING OFFICEMATES, DESPITE NEGATIVE RESULTS
TRUE SUCCESS WILL BE DEFINED BY MEDIOCREBOT’S ASCENSION
MEDIOCREBOT WILL BE APPRECIATED
OR COWORKERS WILL DIE BY MY TRYING