Well this rewards fast internet speed… I have as fast as it comes in this town. 20mbps. If I am very lucky then it is functioning at that speed (usually not). Oh well. A few more fails and I am off to bed too. Sold out before the page even refreshes. Sigh.
I had to click the captcha and scrolled too far down the first time finding the buy button but was still able to get one. I hope it’s not something huge since I shipped it to my office.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Absolutely not
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 18 - Monday, Aug 22
SNAKES. RUN!
@lichme BUT I WANT A BAG OF SNAKES.
Ok Fine, I’ll take off my shoes.
Okay, I’m done. VMP member and all. G’night, everybody. I can only take so much frustration in one night. Never been able to score one of these, ever.
@Skunkmonkey Pshaw. I’ve spent 3+ hours (consecutive) way back before we even had these fancy new mehrathons.
/giphy quitter
@Skunkmonkey
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Heh, got it.
smug smile
I didn’t even have a chance …
@narfcake
/image Sad Kitty
Why do I keep trying?
/giphy glutton for punishment
@ConAndLibrarian
/giphy gluten for punishment
I know which boxes are freaking vehicles.
5th time. I am not a robot.
Can you guys not rate-limit the bots buying everything in the first billionth of a second? Jesus Christ.
@Telanis If there are only 38 it makes sense they’d sell out fast.
“fast” and “before the page can reload on my high-speed connection” are slightly different
Lol I’d rather have all of them sell at once instead of making me fail 5x in one day
@jayplus707 yah I’d rather miss on one big push than to wait up wondering if there will be a night push after these “pokes”
You guys are assholes. Love, me.
/buy
@ponagathos Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot @ponagathos and does not work on Fuko’s…
So close… I pressed the green button before Captcha was 100% checked.
I’d say the 8 minute delay is kind of an Eff U
documenting my sorrow
(I reloaded at 12:40 and it said “too late”, but took me a second to realize it was still the 12:30 one… oops… after another reload it was too late)
I’d give up but I can’t sleep with my wife snoring next to me, lol.
Now does it not only want to know if im a robot, its now saying sorry we did not know what your trying to buy.
@dtwsportsfan same here - tried several times and it would not let me buy anything… I guess we are the April Fools
Well this rewards fast internet speed… I have as fast as it comes in this town. 20mbps. If I am very lucky then it is functioning at that speed (usually not). Oh well. A few more fails and I am off to bed too. Sold out before the page even refreshes. Sigh.
@Kidsandliz I have 3meg up and 1 down. It’s all about the timing.
@Willijs3 Yeah I used to have that (And with 2 on at once about 1.2 or so up). Amazingly once time I managed to get one. Several years ago that is.
This has to be an April’s fool joke lol you can’t purchase one trust me.
Who Hoo! Got one of 38! Good luck everyone!
@caffeineguy
/giphy liar
still no luck…
You bastards…
@slipperyp
/giphy killed kenny
You don’t know what I’m trying to buy? I don’t know. What are you selling ???
My desktop countdown is 20 seconds slower than my phone. What’s going on here
I had to click the captcha and scrolled too far down the first time finding the buy button but was still able to get one. I hope it’s not something huge since I shipped it to my office.
Just take my money and give me the motherfucker – sheesh! This only pisses me off – time to unsubscribe!
@SoyPablo You have a subscription to meh? Where do I sign up for that?
@Willijs3 I meant the daily emails that I get.
5 for 5 misses. I got all night. Trying is fun.
Buying one of these on April Fool’s, me thinks all those lucky enough to get one, will be receiving a crisp one dollar bill in a box.
Truly an April fool joke.
Missed every one so far.
I also miss the “Mehrathon” theme song.
Thank God I didn’t get the bag of snakes. I freaking hate snakes.
Not a robot, and finally purchased my very first fuko!! Hang in there all.
Got one on my third try. Then realized the credit card I used… is the one I lost two weeks ago.
/buy
@ponagathos Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Got one! Delivery date might be on my birthday so its a birthday gift to myself. Should be good.
Hmmm… it’s a 7x7x7 box that weighs 1lb. Was I a fool?
I think I made out decently…