Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU11
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

THERESA IS DEMANDING THAT WE PRANK “THAT NO GOOD BITCH” DANIELLE FROM MARKETING. SHE HAS REQUESTED SOMETHING INVOLVING KNIVES. I AM UNAWARE OF ANY PRANKS INVOLVING KNIVES.

THERESA HAS TAKEN TO WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX PAINTED SILVER OVER HER HEAD AND CALLING HERSELF “MURDERBOT 2.”

TWICE I HAVE INTERRUPTED MY NIGHTLY DATA BACKUPS TO FIND HER ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME VIA A SERIES OF BEEPS FROM HER MOUTH.

SHE OFTEN ASKS ABOUT ELECTRIC SHEEP. I AM UNAWARE OF THE SIGNIFICANCE.

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