Made In Cookware Hand-Blown Italian Crystal Wine Decanter
Our Take
- Crystal decanter with an elegant design
- Hand-blown! (Well…mouth-blown, probably)
- Here’s a $33 IRK! (Check the sale for details on how to get that price down to a birthday-appropriate $11)
11 Underwhelming Years: a birthday Meh-rathon
THE AMAZING FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED
Perfect wine from perfect grapes (only found in the Champagne region of Planet ELR912)
THE UNDERWHELMING REALITY WE GOT INSTEAD
Made In Cookware Hand-Blown Italian Crystal Wine Decanter
WHY WE’LL TAKE IT ANYWAY
There might not be a good source of space grapes, but at least you can let your Earth swill breathe in something handmade.
Welcome to day two, where instead of looking back, we look ahead. Let’s think about what the future may hold. (Since the last decade or so was honestly a little rough.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[BDAY] Best Wishes From the REAL Birthday Irk (If You Can Find Him)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dwp7wg0o6lzc4xxg5fmi.webp)
![[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dvwdwhzbnxliirinvhy5.webp)
