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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

The Sith Lord introduced his apprentice to the lightsaber. An elegant weapon. Precise, deadly, and difficult to wield without proper training and awareness. It could even block most other energy weapons.

“You’re telling me there are these blades out there made of almost weightless plasma that can both deflect blaster shots and melt everything else?”

“Correct,” the Sith Lord had replied.

“Then why don’t we have, like, armor made of this stuff? Or cover entire ships in it? Seems like you’d be frickin’ invincible, right?!”

“I believe such a use would be… unwise,” his master had advised to him. This would not deter Goofus the Unwise from future “experiments.”

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