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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon

Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:

Talk Like Someone From a Hallmark Christmas Movie

Same as Talk Like Someone From a Lifetime Christmas Movie Day but 38% more chaste.

So far today...

  • 83110 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 564 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 17 of these.
  • We sold out at 6:34pm.
  • That’s $710 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?