LEGO Star Wars Imperial TIE Fighter
- Now we’re talkin’
- This is the good stuff
- Potentially less fragile than its movie counterparts
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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“The Jedi have a prophecy,” his master once told him. “They believe that there will be someone in the future who will bring balance to the Force…”
“That sounds alright.”
“By destroying the Sith,” he continued.
“Oh,” said Goofus, somewhat perturbed. “Well that doesn’t seem very balanced.”
“I know, right?” He tossed Goofus a beer.
“They want to exterminate us? Just for being Sith?”
“That they do,” replied the master, taking a swig of his own drink.
“And here I thought the Jedi were supposed to be tolerant!”
“Not if you’re us,” his master sighed, sliding back in his throne made of polished bone. “Supposedly we’re the bad guys.”
