We’re not selling this deal anymore, but you can buy it at Amazon

Kershaw Asset Assisted Opening Knife

  • 3.25" smooth blade, so you can give it a cool nickname like “Kersh Smoothblade” or “Baron Blade von Smooth”
  • Trust us, everybody at the party will want to hear all about that 8Cr13MoV stainless steel
  • SpeedSafe assisted opening for when heavy heat goes down on the street, mothers
  • Model: 1930
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Come get some knives, jerks.

Stop complaining. You love it. You know you love it. Whenever we trot a knife out here, there’s lots of complaining in the forum - and wave after wave of sweet cash crashing into our account. You people are all talk.

Hmm… why don’t we just sell knives every damn day? Obviously, it’s not for lack of demand, and it’s not for lack of supply either. There are more good knife deals out there than empty seats at St. Louis Rams games. (SICK NFL ATTENDANCE BURN!!)

But then you’d stop coming, wouldn’t you? You don’t shop at knife stores. Heavens, no. You shop at (ahem) cool places like Meh who might occasionally sell a knife. Right. Got it. Whatever you say.

We’ll play ball. We’ll keep mixing in other items to maintain the charade, the way a 7-11 might keep a dusty box of Rice-A-Roni on the shelves as a fig leaf over its profitable private parts of e-cigs, blunts, and Four Loko. Or the way the library has all those other books so they can pretend they’re not just there for us to look up old paintings of naked ladies.

Maybe that was just us.

But yeah, we know the drill. You’re not a knife guy. You wouldn’t be caught dead etc., etc. We know how to be discreet down here on Knife Alley. We’ll keep on mixing in some respectable products.

But not today. Today we’ve got a knife. Go ahead. You know you want it. Take it. It’s not like this is a knife store or something.

So far today...

  • 45249 of you visited.
  • 33% on a phone, 8% on a tablet.
  • 4404 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 1063 of these.
  • We sold out at 4:21pm.
  • That’s $11724 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?