Kalorik 2-in-1 Stainless Steel Wine Opener and Preserver
- Easy seal and reseal oof wine bottles
- Prevents oxidation
- Cordless, rechargeable
- Open 25 to 30 bottles on one full charge, but who’s counting
The Medi-Oscars
BANG. One shot to Sollozzo’s forehead. McCluskey realizes what’s happened too slowly.
BANG. A shot to his throat, mid-swallow. He starts to choke.
BANG. One more shot to forehead puts him down.
The waiter backs away, his suit flecked with blood. The other restaurant patrons start to scatter.
Michael walks to the front of the restaurant, somewhat dazed but steady. There’s the clatter of a fork dropped on a plate from a shaking hand as he passes by a table, one patron still seated with his lasagna but clearly in shock.
“You didn’t see anything,” mutters Corleone hastily as he dropped the pistol and kept moving.
“I didn’t see anything,” replies Irk.
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Kalorik 2-in-1 Stainless Steel Wine Opener and Preserver 1
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Happy Birthday to Meh 124
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How long have you been visiting Meh? 35
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$10 IRKs - did we just get played?? 33 -
Absurd Trolley Problems 36 -
On the run.. 39 -
Is Charlie Doggo who I think it is? 1 -
The disgustingly delicious candy canes you forgot to buy 32