Jeanie... In a Lamp

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Joe-rathon!

Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)

This one’s name is Jeanie… in a lamp.

Funny story about Jeanie: there was once a young governess who got a job at a remote country estate, taking care of a strange pale child. The child would always say things like, ‘She’s watching,’ but the young governess didn’t know who the child was referring to. Well, one day something quite terrifying happened: the young governess got caught stealing dolls. Like this one. Which she gave to me to do one of my creepy doll projects with!

So far today...

  • 60355 of you visited.
  • 44% on a phone, 3% on a tablet.
  • 186 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 1 of these.
  • We sold out at 5:45am.
  • That’s $5 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?