Instant Regret Kit
- A bunch of literal trash
- Very regrettable
- SHIPPING NOTE: It’s extremely likely you WILL NOT get this before the holidays
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Is that Santa? Posing as a new member of famed musical group, KISS? You better believe it! But he’s not here for stardom. He’s traveling the country trying to find his head elf, Bruce, who’s tired of making Instant Regret Kits and has run off to pursue a career in ornothology. But there’s one thing no one considered: a sultry surgeon portrayed by none other than Jensen Ackles. Will Santa return his head elf to the North Pole in time to save Christmas? Find out in… Rocking Around The Christmas Plasma Ball.