Instant Regret Kit

  • Literally just cleaning out the stuff we can’t get rid of
  • You know that’s what you’re getting, right?
  • SHIPPING NOTE: It’s extremely likely you WILL NOT get this before the holidays
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Gertrude is the socialite heir to a Instant Regret Kit fortune worth $1.43. The only thing standing between her and her inheritance is a Christmas trip to idyllic Pigsmear, where an encounter with a handsome iguana wrangler who spends his free time ziplining just might uproot her big city dreams in… A Very Immodest Christmas.

So far today...

  • 65113 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 307 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 100 of these.
  • We sold out at 5:52pm.
  • That’s $618 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?