Instant Regret Kit

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A Multifarious Mehrathon Mystery

Irk entered the dark alleyway. Rats scurried across it from dumpster to dumpster. Steam rose from a grate, obscuring the ground somewhat. A little ways down, he could see a figure. The figure wore a long coat and hid his face under a tilted bowler. At least, he tried to hide it. As soon as he was within several feet of him, Irk knew exactly who it was.

“Chinface?”

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