We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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You ever imagine what a cat would be like with thumbs? Horrifying. I feel like it could easily turn into a haunted doll/dummy sort of situation. Who is opening the doors at night? Who is putting knives in the bed? Who might be starting electrical fires messing with the plugs and appliances?

@KoolHandJoe: “Really all cats are evil… so this makes sense.”

Spicy take.