Instant Regret Kit

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Mayor Werewolf: A Spooktacular Meh-rathon

The door to the place that did the experimental baldness treatment was down an alley, not like any real doctor Dale had ever been to.

“It’s locked,” Claire said.

“Step aside,” Dale said, and raised his foot and kicked the door in.

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